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June 4, 2005
Bush pledges allegiance to Playaz
Bush is sworn in by Bon (seen wearing white Kangol)
President Bush gave his solemn oath to be loyal to the Playaz on Friday in a formal ceremony held in Washington.
Bon was master of ceremonies and did the swearing in of Bush, making
the President vow his eternal allegiance to the Playaz. Bush is seen
above wearing the Playa Crown, which has been passed down from Playa to Playa. It has been worn by the likes of Kenny Rogers, Larry Holmes, and is expected to be worn by one of Conway Twitty's relatives in a posthumous ceremony to be held later this year.
In essence, this new covenant between the President and the Playaz
signifies that we are now ruling the country, via our consultations
with the President.
In the President's first act in his new subservient role with the
Playaz, Bon has issued an order for the United States to exterminate
all Canadian Geese from the planet.
Posted by Phil at June 4, 2005 3:47 PM