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June 22, 2005
The story of Wayne and the Rascal's crushed scrotum
Once upon a time, in the year 1983, on a particularly sunny school day, class rascal Mark Paschall was severely kicked in the scrotum by a young Wayne with such force that had never been seen before or after by his fellow Playaz.
It appears the animated Paschall, who was known for his ability to
pester others at a level only surpassed by the Guvna himself, had been
badgering Wayne for an undetermined period of time with various antics
such as dancing around, incessant chattering, and general tom-foolery.
An obviously agitated Wayne warned Paschall that any further annoyances would result in a strike to the ball sack. Paschall immediately dismissed this warning as idle talk, only a part of the game Paschall was playing. It was not.
Paschall's loins unprotected, Wayne rared back is right foot and with a mighty boot, caught Paschall squarely on the nutsack. The collision
between foot and testicle was so brutal it had actually caused Paschall to rise off the ground, before crumpling into a heap of blistering pain and nausea. Stunned onlookers could not believe Wayne's follow through on his threat, while some even considered the punishment too severe for the crime. No matter, the deed had been done.
A motionless Paschall remained on the side of the softball field, while other school children continued their play. One classmate was quoted as saying "he may have been a rascal, for his name is Mark Paschall, but really he is a very nice guy."
The End.
Posted by Phil at June 22, 2005 5:18 PM
Comments
COMMENT-DATE: 22/6/05 9:12 PM
YES!!!! I can't stop laughing. Never, never underestimate Wayne.
Posted by: Tac at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM
COMMENT-DATE: 22/6/05 9:34 PM
I remember hearing about this back in 83 (spring or fall
by the way?) as I went from one quansit hut to another. I also remember
at that time deciding that I would NEVER agitate a soccer goalie
knowing that he has a mighty and winged foot. With the advent of email
and 12,000 miles between us however, I enjoy agitating this litigating
former goal keeper at will. It is one of the joys of my day actually.There
is a similar story told about another pesterer we know and loved as
Ricky Roth (yet another soccer player I think...will they ever learn?).
He unfortunately met up with Todd Wild on a day when, shall we say, Mr.
Wild was not too happy. If you were there, you remember it too. Ah, GAC...
Posted by: Rob at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM
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