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June 29, 2005

Bon enraged at recent shark attacks; vows to kill all sharks

Bon has become enraged at the recent shark attacks occurring in Florida and has been living in the everglades for over a week, training and preparing himself to kill all sharks living in the Gulf of Mexico. As you can see in the photo on the left, Bon's appearance has changed quite drastically as he has been exposed to the harsh elements of the Florida swamps, and without means to shower or shave.
Bon will show no mercy, sharks, so I advise you to swim back out into
the deep where you belong.

I hope to have photos of Bon's methodical killing, one by one, of these heartless eating machines.

UPDATE: Bon's shark killing spree commences

Bon has been swimming along the gulf coast of Florida now for the last 24 hours and has managed to kill roughly 31 sharks in that timespan. Bon appears to be cleaning up the coast, as evidenced by the lack of shark attacks reported during the time Bon has been patrolling the coastline.

Above you can see one of Bon's victims.

SHARK UPDATE!!! NEW PHOTO!!

Posted by Phil at June 29, 2005 9:07 AM