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August 4, 2005

Playaz outraged by rising oil prices; challenge the Iron Sheik to steel cage match

The continued rise of crude oil prices have angered the Playaz to the point that they have decided to take action once and for all, and have
challenged the Iron Sheik to a steel cage death match in the upcoming
week.

Bon & Tac will be fighting as "The Rock 'N Roll Express" versus the
Sheik, who is expected to tap Abdullah the Butcher as his tag-team
partner.

The no-holds-barred match will lock the Sheik in a steel cage
surrounding the ring with the Playaz. There will be no "three-count" by the referee. Only a surrender by either the Sheik or the Playaz will determine the victor, and a Playaz victory will mean the Sheik will not only be forced to lower the prices of the Middle East's crude oil supply, but he will also have endure personal humiliation by bowing down to the American flag and kiss the bottom of Bon & Tac's boots before thousands of fans.

"We are sick and tired of those towel-heads raising the price of our
gasoline, and I am personally going to put a stop to it by putting the
Sheik in a figure four while Tac finishes him off with the mandible
claw of death!" shouted a red faced Bon. Bon then began shouting
"U-S-A" to the delight of the fans.

The Sheik, in turn, vowed to make the Playaz crawl like the American
scum that they are before boiling their innards for his own consumption. The Sheik then proceeded to spit on what appeared to be a
copy of the Declaration of Independence.

It is expected that Phil, Wayne, & the Guv'na will be waiting
backstage in case any "funny business" takes place during the match.

Posted by Phil at August 4, 2005 10:38 PM

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