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August 14, 2005

Kenny & Larry agree; Playaz Ball will go on

kenny & larry shake hands.jpg
Former world heavyweight champion Larry Holmes and country music legend Kenny Rogers have reached an accord that despite threatening weather reports, Playaz Ball 2005 will in fact go on as originally scheduled.

The agreement was signed last night as eleventh hour negotiations
amongst Larry, Kenny, a team of arbitrators, and the Playaz went on
into the wee hours of Sunday morning. Kenny had long been in favor of
ensuring Playaz Ball would not veer off schedule, but Larry had been
concerned of a "bad cloud" coming up and disrupting Playaz Ball. A
conference call with Storm Tracker John John Mackey assured Larry that
Irene would not interfere.

Now, tropical depression Jose is forming in the Atlantic, but with the
Playaz' demonstrating their control over weather fronts, Larry is not
concerneed about Jose. "We are pleased Larry signed the accord with Kenny to keep Playaz Ball set," the Playaz said in a press release Sunday.

Posted by Phil at August 14, 2005 12:21 PM

Comments

COMMENT-DATE: 17/8/05 7:02 AM
Loud noises!

Posted by: Tac at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM

COMMENT-DATE: 15/8/05 8:55 PM
Wayne was a National Merit Finalist, and voted "Most
Likely To Become Legal Counsel To Mustachioed Men" in high school.

Posted by: Phil at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM

COMMENT-DATE: 16/8/05 8:54 AM
Mr. U. Alias, please be advised as follows:O.C.G.A. 51-5-1 provides that(a)
A libel is a false and malicious defamation of another, expressed in
print, writing, pictures, or signs, tending to injure the reputation of
the person and exposing him to public hatred, contempt, or ridicule.Suggesting
that the photographs are false or doctored is false, malicious, and
certainly intended to injure the reputations of the Playaz; thus, your
actions clearly constitute libel. We are willing to settle for a retraction and eleventy billion dollars. Make the check payable to Playaz, Inc.

Posted by: Wayne at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM

COMMENT-DATE: 15/8/05 8:09 PM
I bet the Playaz will show unique a thing or two with some
real time photos from Playaz Ball headquarters. Be prepared for the
greatness about to unfold before our very eyes.

Posted by: Anonymous at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM

COMMENT-DATE: 15/8/05 7:18 PM
Mr. Wayne Esquire, I'm tempted to play the antagonist and
question your scholastic background. Further, I would like to state
that my comments do not constitute libel, but a mere observation of the
. . . erm . . . obvious!I'll stop Playaz Ball, Aught Five, if it's the last thing I do. Irene may not have finished them, but blast it -- I will! A retraction is not
forthcoming!

Posted by: A Unique Alias at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM

COMMENT-DATE: 15/8/05 5:06 PM
Mr. U. Alias, as legal counsel to the Playaz, I must ask
that you retract your libelous comments about the allegedly fake
photograph. As anyone can plainly see, everyone is pleased that Playaz
Ball '05 will continue. What's not to believe?

Posted by: Wayne at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM

COMMENT-DATE: 15/8/05 4:37 PM
I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you
like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. The photo
is real! I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

Posted by: Tac at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM

COMMENT-DATE: 15/8/05 4:37 PM
Correct Phil. If Kenny will put on a leather mask and rub
oils on a woman as he claims, then germs are no problem!

Posted by: Anonymous at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM

COMMENT-DATE: 15/8/05 4:32 PM
A man that would set up a "3-way" with Diane Parkinson and an anonymous woman is no 'germophobe'.Kenny
also cannot be cornered into one style of clothing. Sometimes Kenny
wears "sleeves up", sometimes "sleeves down" (although Kenny will
readily admit, "sleeves up" is younger).

Posted by: Phil at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM

COMMENT-DATE: 15/8/05 4:28 PM
That picture has to be fake. I thought Kenny wore bolo
ties or those weird crossover Continentals a la "The Gambler." Too bad
Mike Tyson and his jet ski aren't making an appearance. And doesn't
Kenny have some phobia about germs and shaking hands?

Posted by: Washington Cube at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM

COMMENT-DATE: 15/8/05 4:02 PM
You just wait until the blogodrome get their hands on
this. The Playaz are the perpetrators of the new Bush Guard Memogate
PlayazBallgate 2005/2006!I won't be satisfied until the authenticity of this photograph is verified by at least three independent experts!

Posted by: A Unique Alias at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM

COMMENT-DATE: 15/8/05 3:54 PM
100% Wrong. It is a real photo. Taken by CBS News photographers.

Posted by: Phil at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM

COMMENT-DATE: 15/8/05 3:46 PM
Wait a second . . . that photo looks to be a forgery!!

Posted by: A Unique Alias at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM

COMMENT-DATE: 17/8/05 9:49 AM
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