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August 17, 2005
'Twas the night before Playaz Ball
Twas the night before Playaz Ball, when all through the house
Not a Playa was stirring, not even a mouse,
The kangols were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Kenny Rogers soon would be there.
The Playaz were nestled all snug in their bed,
While visions of Larry Holmes danced in their heads,
And Bon in his cardigan, and Wayne in his cap,
Tac just settled his head for a long winter's nap...
When out in the bush there arose such a clatter,
Guv'na sprang from the children's bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the white Charleston sands
Gave the lustre of mid-day to the Playaz' multitude of fans,
When, what did our wondering eyes see through the light so dim?,
But a white stretch limo, packed with a cooler full of bream,
With a grey bearded passenger, though surely no codger,
We knew in a moment it must be Kenny Rogers
More rapid than eagles the Playaz they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called the Playaz by name:
"Now, Playaz! now, Guvn'na! now Wayne and Tac!
On, Bon! on Phil! the Gambler is back!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
So out to the driveway the Playaz they flew,
With the limo full of tasty bream, and Kenny Rogers too.
Guv'na greeted Kenny, dressed in fur from his head to his foot,
And his mink coat was tarnished with vomit and soot.
A fresh kill of geese Bon had flung in his sack,
And he looked like a true Playa welcoming Kenny back.
Kenny's eyes -- how they twinkled -- his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his chest very hairy!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.
The stump of a pipe the Playaz' held tight in their teeth,
And the smoke it encircled Kenny's head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook, when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, and in our adulation he did bask,
Though we laughed when we saw him, in his favorite leather mask.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon let Playaz to know we had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
He filled our stockings with Gentleman Jack; then turned with a jerk,
Kenny then layed his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney Kenny rose.
He sprang to his limo, to head on his way,
And away he and Larry Holmes drove to meet Diane Parkinson for a 3-way.
But we heard Kenny exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Playaz Ball to all, and to all a good-night!"
Posted by Phil at August 17, 2005 10:00 AM
Comments
COMMENT-DATE: 17/8/05 10:47 AM
Brilliant!
Posted by: Wayne at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM
COMMENT-DATE: 17/8/05 11:13 PM
Absolute genius!
Posted by: Tac at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM