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September 12, 2005

Playaz Cookbook

Chef Bon.jpg
With apologies to world renown and faithful reader, Washington D.C.'s
Chef, the Playaz present to you Bon's famous 'Anti-freeze Sandwiches' for geese:


Ingredients (serves 5-10 geese):

5 slices of white bread
1 gallon of Texaco brand anti-freeze
Ziploc baggie

Steps:

  1. Take slices of white bread, tear apart and roll into quarter-size balls.
  2. Drop bread balls into Ziploc baggie.
  3. At
    this point, pour in your Texaco anti-freeze, as much or as little as
    you like. Bon prefers to pour a liberal amount to be sure the balls are
    tasty when ingested by geese.
  4. Marinate bread balls in anti-freeze until fully absorbed into the bread.
  5. You are now ready to serve.

Place
the anti-freeze soaked bread balls with a garnish of your choice at the
lakeside bank of your choosing, then "bon" appetit! After the geese
that are ruining your property have devoured these delectable delights,
they will die within a few days.

Well, there you have it. I'm sure your geese will enjoy these treats, and Bon promises you will never be bothered by them again.

Posted by Phil at September 12, 2005 10:40 PM