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September 23, 2005
North Korea nuke talks stall; Playaz suggest U.S. send in Playaz' own special envoy
Rest assured, world, the Playaz have sent in the Big Guns to settle this North Korea nuclear nonsense.
To the other 5 countries previously involved:
Put that coffee down. That coffee is for closers.
Posted by Phil at September 23, 2005 9:25 AM
Comments
COMMENT-DATE: 23/9/05 12:46 PM
That's true, but women aren't highly regarded in N. Korea
anyway, are they? Speak when spoken to, be seen but not heard? Kenny
can make his suggestive comments without offense, I would assume.
Posted by: Phil at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM
COMMENT-DATE: 23/9/05 12:38 PM
You are right about Larry, Phil. Kenny swings more of a
velvet hammer. Larry is better suited for harsh negotiations, ala N
Korea. I guess that good cop, bad cop thing works well for them
whenever we dispatch them to hot spots in the world. My only fear is
that Kenny may offend some female world leaders, if you know what I
mean.
Posted by: bon at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM
COMMENT-DATE: 23/9/05 11:08 AM
The Playaz and their Big Guns may have to hit D.C. with their infamous arbitration skills.
Posted by: Washington Cube at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM
COMMENT-DATE: 23/9/05 12:29 PM
Yes, that's possible. We deal with a firm hand, however.
And Larry may just flat-out punch you in the face. You never know.
Posted by: Phil at October 4, 2005 4:33 PM