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October 13, 2005

Another satisfied customer

Ladies! Are you tired of wondering what you're going to wear to the next Blogger Happy Hour? Always complaining that you hate your clothes? Are you having dreams about the Playaz, and just can't seem to get them out of your mind (I'm looking in your direction, MPL)?

Well, worry no more! Wear the hottest clothes, featuring the hottest men on the planet, and just a click away at the Playaz Mall!

Featured above is a lovely "Dancing Bon" spaghetti strap 't'. I can assure you this young lady was the talk of the town with her cutting edge fashion, and the envy of all her friends. Her husband was probably so jealous of having Bon nestled in between her bosom that he made sweet love to her all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Click on our link in the sidebar and visit our online store. Can't find what you're looking for? Let me know and I will customize your order.

Order today! While supplies last!

Posted by Phil at October 13, 2005 9:45 PM

Comments

Just fyi: when I created the latest Mary Worth strip, Wayne's (Phillipe) jacket was made from the inside of a legal envelope. That way he's ready for any litigious matter.

Posted by: Washington Cube at October 13, 2005 10:51 PM

And FYI, that was one of the most outstanding turn of events I've ever seen in a Mary Worth strip. I guess when Rita gets put in the back of a black & white for turning tricks, Wayne will be prepared to defend her.

Posted by: Phil at October 13, 2005 11:09 PM

Those shirts are teh hotness, Phil. I hope to see a bunch at blog happy hour; then you'll be with us in more than spirit. We'll take photos!

Posted by: Kathryn at October 14, 2005 12:18 PM

I look forward to seeing the Playaz on the next round of "Dancing with the Stars."

Can Bon beat out Joey McIntyre??

I would wear a shirt like that, but I'm afraid Bon would get lost between my (ahem) 4.0's (as my mother calls them).

Posted by: dc_cookie at October 14, 2005 12:35 PM

Yes, there needs to be a sequel, and I'm sure there will be.

Kathryn - you would be my hero if I actually saw some of you wearing those shirts at your next happy hour.

Posted by: Phil at October 14, 2005 3:17 PM

Could it arrive in the DC area by Wednesday afternoon if I bought it today? If so, I'll make it happen.

Posted by: Kathryn at October 14, 2005 3:22 PM

The site says it will ship in 2 business days.

Posted by: Phil at October 14, 2005 3:26 PM

Wayne is handling my negotiations as we speak to do another season, DC. Joey McIntyre best step off!! He will end up as just another road kill in my path. Kathryn, Phil will make it happen with the shirt. He has the power and influence. Just place the order.

Posted by: Bon at October 14, 2005 3:35 PM

I want a free t- NOW. Thanks. I haven't had a dream about you lately, but we're hopeful that tonight will be the night... ;)

Posted by: Miss Penny Lane at October 14, 2005 11:12 PM

P.S. The Chef told me to get one of your shirts. I will order the cap sleeve t next week. So, which color do you recommend? I think the black cap sleeves go nicely with the logo.

My boobs will be proud to display such a fine line-up of gentlemen.

Posted by: Miss Penny Lane at October 14, 2005 11:44 PM

Phil, I see no Playaz wife-beater tees. I am from the South, so obviously a redneck. Therefore, I only wear wife-beaters. Please update your Playaz Mall web store with wife-beaters.

Posted by: Sethro at October 15, 2005 7:58 AM

Penny, I think you will have made a wise choice. Chef would be proud to be seen about town with you wearing that.

Seth, I'll see what I can do. Check back.

Posted by: Phil at October 15, 2005 10:19 AM

Update: Seth, suprisingly there are no wife-beaters available! This is unacceptable. Don't know what I can do, though.

Penny, how about a nice apron for your man?

Posted by: Phil at October 15, 2005 10:26 AM

Phil, free marketing advice and less offensive suggestion than the un-pc term "beater" -

Playaz Ball - "If your wife won't cook Whopper!"

Seriously,I once saw that on a marquee outside a Brentwood/Santa Monica, Cali Burger King in '86 - I think OJ ate there.

Posted by: CatCiao at October 15, 2005 12:01 PM

Seriously Phil, is Playaz Ball a secret society, cult or satanic evangelical cult? Please explain the picture of your "Gimp" on my blog please.

Posted by: CatCiao at October 15, 2005 5:49 PM

Phil, that's too bad. Perhaps I can pick up a regular tee and at least cut the sleeves out. That way, I have some modicum of neckticity. Thanks for checking.

Posted by: Sethro at October 15, 2005 10:51 PM

Seth - there are sleeveless tees available, so you can put away those shears.

Cat - You will find out when the 3rd moon of Xanor is aligned with Jupiter and Saturn.

Posted by: Phil at October 16, 2005 10:58 AM

I want something with that one of Wayne's album, Por Primera Vez. That shit is hot.

Posted by: Siryn at October 17, 2005 11:37 PM

Siryn - it can be made so. Just tell me what style shirt / hat/ warmup suit, etc. you want and I'll change it.

Posted by: Phil at October 18, 2005 9:07 AM