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October 15, 2005

Playaz make special appearnce at local party - "common folks" enthralled

Bon and I appeared this evening at a local party (for our usual "appearance fee" - $5,000.00 per Playa, plus a sandwich and drinks) to stunned party-goers and 'wowed' them with our suave appearance, our class, and of course, our beaver.

My wife came with us as we had to pick her up from work from the local Huddle House, and it was on our way anyway.

Bon over-dressed as usual, wearing a tuxedo, his gold scorpion medallion, and some shoes that I believe once belonged to former NBA basketball player Darryl Dawkins.

I had some pretty sweet Giorgio Bertini's myself.

Of course, the problem I run into at any party I appear at publicly is that I can't seem to keep the ladies at bay, which is particularly difficult when my wife is tagging along. These ladies offered to strip me out of my three-piece J.C. Penney suit and into the hot-tub, but I would only oblige them to have a picture taken with me.

Notice how people can't keep their hands off the beaver. It's coat is so silky-smooth.

So Bon & I cleaned out their refridgerator, drank all of their booze, autographed some buttocks, injected a little crystal-meth and then we were on our way. Needless to say, when we got through with that place, they won't exactly be inviting us back again. But that's okay.

Next week we have a children's birthday party we are booked for our next public appearance. Should be interesting.

Posted by Phil at October 15, 2005 11:34 PM