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October 15, 2005
Playaz make special appearnce at local party - "common folks" enthralled
Bon and I appeared this evening at a local party (for our usual "appearance fee" - $5,000.00 per Playa, plus a sandwich and drinks) to stunned party-goers and 'wowed' them with our suave appearance, our class, and of course, our beaver.
My wife came with us as we had to pick her up from work from the local Huddle House, and it was on our way anyway.
Bon over-dressed as usual, wearing a tuxedo, his gold scorpion medallion, and some shoes that I believe once belonged to former NBA basketball player Darryl Dawkins.
I had some pretty sweet Giorgio Bertini's myself.
Of course, the problem I run into at any party I appear at publicly is that I can't seem to keep the ladies at bay, which is particularly difficult when my wife is tagging along. These ladies offered to strip me out of my three-piece J.C. Penney suit and into the hot-tub, but I would only oblige them to have a picture taken with me.
Notice how people can't keep their hands off the beaver. It's coat is so silky-smooth.
So Bon & I cleaned out their refridgerator, drank all of their booze, autographed some buttocks, injected a little crystal-meth and then we were on our way. Needless to say, when we got through with that place, they won't exactly be inviting us back again. But that's okay.
Next week we have a children's birthday party we are booked for our next public appearance. Should be interesting.
Posted by Phil at October 15, 2005 11:34 PM
Comments
I think we blew their mind, as usual, last night Phil. It is always nice to let the commoners have a brush with greatness.
Posted by: Bon at October 16, 2005 10:21 AM
Was there a sissy maid with a "Playaz Ball Gimp" tattoo on his forehead on hand to clean up afterwards? BTW, nice shoes!
Posted by: CatCiao at October 16, 2005 12:20 PM
That lucky beaver...
Posted by: Miss Penny Lane at October 16, 2005 1:45 PM
Indeed Cat. We have a list of demands that Wayne handles and puts in the contract before we make our appearances. Said maid is always in our list of demands, along with a white stretch limo so that we can get freaky.
Posted by: Bon at October 16, 2005 5:35 PM
Dude, is that a picture of your wife petting the beaver? Very impressive!
Posted by: Sargent at October 16, 2005 9:39 PM
She was not afraid to pet the beaver.
Posted by: Phil at October 17, 2005 9:04 AM
Wow. A blue tuxedo, a beaver, and a chick with the ponytail on the side. What more could you need for a party!?
Posted by: CrazyGirl at October 17, 2005 11:04 AM
You KNOW how I feel about beavers...
Posted by: dc_cookie at October 17, 2005 12:01 PM
Huddle House AND JC Penney? Rock on.
Posted by: rcr at October 17, 2005 1:45 PM
They custom tailor my suits with the finest polyester blends.
Posted by: Phil at October 17, 2005 3:58 PM
Man, I wish I could've gotten the playaz for my party. Damn Georgia!
Posted by: A_Unique_Alias at October 17, 2005 4:45 PM
It is hard to be humble when you are a Playa. I must admit the party took it up a notch when Phil and I, with our women and our beaver, busted through the front door. Next thing you knew people were huffing paint thinner out in the open. Who can blame them? Its not everyday that they get to run elbows with 2/5ths of the Playaz.
Posted by: Bon at October 17, 2005 5:01 PM
Nice Beaver! Did you recently get it stuffed?
DcLc
Posted by: dclastcall at October 17, 2005 6:26 PM
Austin Powers lives!
Posted by: Rob at October 17, 2005 7:50 PM
I had to check out what Huddle House was on The Google.
Posted by: Washington Cube at October 17, 2005 8:00 PM
I had to check out what Huddle House was on The Google.
Posted by: Washington Cube at October 17, 2005 8:00 PM
Where do we apply?
Posted by: Cleveland Park Men's Club at October 17, 2005 9:57 PM
We should get the red cockie-O together with the bever!
Posted by: The Chef at October 17, 2005 9:59 PM
Chef - I was going to say something about that. You should replace the porcelain version of your bird for the real thing...I'm sure Bon could kill one for you (how do you think we obtained the beaver? I can assure you it did not die of natural causes)
Senator - just contact our attorney, Wayne. He will draft the necessary paperwork for you, along with our rider outlining our list of demands for our appearance.
Cube - Huddle House is sort of a knock-off of the Waffle House, which is king in the south.
Posted by: Phil at October 18, 2005 9:06 AM
Do you guys do barmitzvah's?
Posted by: Bob Scott at October 21, 2005 2:53 PM
Of course, Bob.
If it is not local, you will be required not only to pay us our "appearance fee", but also all travel expenses, and put us up in nothing less than a 5-star hotel, limo service to and from the event..etc.
Posted by: Phil at October 21, 2005 3:24 PM
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