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October 18, 2005

Playaz consult with Chewbacca on upcoming space mission

The Playaz consulted recently with outer-space wookie Chewbacca to discuss their upcoming space mission, scheduled to occur sometime in 2006.

The Playaz were recently commissioned by NASA to join commander Kenny Rogers and pilot Larry Holmes to embark on a top secret space mission.

It was not clear, however, whether the Playaz were trying to recruit Chewbacca to become a member of their all-star crew. Chewbacca, a technically-savvy 7 and one-half foot space ape, could provide much needed assistance with the advanced space craft, set to be flown by Larry Holmes, as well as provide his skills with laser weaponry should Kenny, Larry, and the Playaz face any dangerous foreign life forms.

"We cannot disclose at this time what exactly is being discussed with the mighty Chewbacca," Wayne was quoted as saying. "However, we can tell you we are heading into uncharted territory, and we just aren't sure of what possible dangers we might face. Larry is a world-class fighter, but he can only do so much with his fists against an alien beast with an incinerator and three arms, and Kenny, great leader as he is, is merely a country musician and actor. Chewbacca has extensive experience not only with repairing hyper-drives, but also with facing a potential hostile enemy," Wayne added.

It is expected that Tac, a certified electrician, would head the engineering aboard the spacecraft, and it is speculated that the Playaz may be interviewing the wookie to determine his potential viability in assisting Tac, and his overall space exploration experience to the secret mission.

"Tac has been late for several meetings," said one Playa who spoke confidentially. "We just want to be sure all of our bases are covered."

Posted by Phil at October 18, 2005 9:10 AM