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October 31, 2005
Bush nominates Dian Parkinson for Supreme Court on Playaz' recommendation
Following Harriett Miers's recent withdrawal of her nomination to replace Sandra Day O'Connor on the U.S. Supreme Court, President Bush followed the Playaz' recommendation and nominated former Price Is Right model Dian Parkinson in Miers's place.
Parkinson will face the Senate Judicial Committee with the backing of not only the Playaz, but of Larry Holmes and Kenny Rogers.
"I expect Ms. Parkinson to be approved by the Senate very quickly," President Bush stated. "Her knowledge of the Constitution is unsurpassed, as well her ability to fairly award 'prizes' to those who come before the court, thanks to her experience on The Price Is Right," the President added.
Posted by Phil at October 31, 2005 8:40 AM
Comments
Your appeal is being dismissed, but you are the winner of a NEW CAR!!!!
Posted by: Washington Cube at October 31, 2005 9:30 AM
So true, Cube - and imagine winning the Supreme Court Showcase Showdown! What a celebration it will be for the parties involved. Clarence Thomas will certainly love it. It is only going to bring this country together.
Posted by: Phil at October 31, 2005 9:51 AM
As I so often do while watching TPiR, I'm secretly rooting for her to fail, just so I can hear the "you lose" sound effect.
Posted by: Kathryn at October 31, 2005 10:17 AM
Hmmm. I wonder what she will be wearing under the robe...
Sargent salutes this nomination!
Posted by: Sargent at October 31, 2005 12:24 PM
Hell no! I'm protesting this nomination. She's going to be a total activist judge on sexual harassment issues. She'll be legislating from the bench within a month!
Posted by: A_Unique_Alias at October 31, 2005 12:37 PM
Calm down, AUA...she is in the Playaz back pocket, believe me. The Playaz and Kenny have sat her down about all the harassment nonsense she put Bob Barker through, and that will not even be an issue at this point.
Kenny holds an ace up his sleeve with an old voice message from her involving Kenny's "1-900" phone sex days. No way will she break ranks.
Posted by: Phil at October 31, 2005 12:53 PM
Relax people. You see what happened to the President when he failed to consult with the Playaz on the Miers's nomination? Dian might be doing some things from the bench, but legislating aint one of them. This was the logical, and only choice the President could make.
Posted by: Bon at October 31, 2005 2:17 PM
I see nothing more just that issues such as "Roe v. Wade" or stem cell research coming down to a game of Plinko.
Cheerio, Dian. Best of luck.
Posted by: Guvna at October 31, 2005 2:17 PM
The only logical choice. Break down the walls of partisanship and a fantastically stylish knack for presenting over-priced grocery items like Rice-o-Roni, the San Francisco Treat. Bravo, GW. Bravo.
Posted by: Sethro at November 1, 2005 6:53 AM
Is it me, or is George W. looking pretty sexy there, himself? Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
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