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November 3, 2005

The Kenny Rogers Fan Club. It is not just a priviledge. It is your duty.

For a mere $15, you, too, can be welcomed into the fold that is the Kenny Rogers Fan Club. With your membership, you will get:

A letter from Kenny

A 5x7 Glossy Photo of Kenny

A Kenny refridgerator magnet

An official Kenny Rogers Fan Club Membership Card

I hear that Congress is about to pass a bill that states that every person living in the United States must have this card to identify themselves, and that a person will not be able to buy or sell goods without this card by the year 2008. So I urge you to join today, and show your loyalty to Kenny.

Posted by Phil at November 3, 2005 8:01 PM