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November 3, 2005

The Kenny Rogers Fan Club. It is not just a priviledge. It is your duty.

For a mere $15, you, too, can be welcomed into the fold that is the Kenny Rogers Fan Club. With your membership, you will get:

A letter from Kenny

A 5x7 Glossy Photo of Kenny

A Kenny refridgerator magnet

An official Kenny Rogers Fan Club Membership Card

I hear that Congress is about to pass a bill that states that every person living in the United States must have this card to identify themselves, and that a person will not be able to buy or sell goods without this card by the year 2008. So I urge you to join today, and show your loyalty to Kenny.

Posted by Phil at November 3, 2005 8:01 PM

Comments

Are you kidding? I've been a member since '87. Hell, I remember the good ol' days when you got a 15% discount at Kenny Rogers' Roasters by showing your Fan Club card. Mmmm....chicken.

Posted by: Sethro at November 4, 2005 6:56 AM

Personally, I'm holding out for the Bon Fan Club. Free rides on the Playaz jet, right?

Posted by: Rhinestone Cowgirl at November 4, 2005 8:06 AM

the hotness is out of control!

Posted by: miss m at November 4, 2005 9:19 AM

He's had a face lift! Must have!

Maybe you should start linking to Burt Reynolds and Billy Bob Thornton, too.

Posted by: Siryn at November 4, 2005 9:58 AM

Actually RC, there are some great trading cards with me cradling dead endangered species in my bosom. These are only for premium memberships to my fan club.

Posted by: Bon at November 4, 2005 12:03 PM

Posted by: A_Unique_Alias at November 4, 2005 2:42 PM

RC - if I had a dime for every time someone asked me that

Miss M - is it any suprise to you?

Siryn - Kenny is ageless! Like the stars in the sky.

AUA - I have given her link more proper recognition.

Posted by: Phil at November 4, 2005 6:56 PM