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November 3, 2005
The Kenny Rogers Fan Club. It is not just a priviledge. It is your duty.
For a mere $15, you, too, can be welcomed into the fold that is the Kenny Rogers Fan Club. With your membership, you will get:
A letter from Kenny
A 5x7 Glossy Photo of Kenny
A Kenny refridgerator magnet
An official Kenny Rogers Fan Club Membership Card
I hear that Congress is about to pass a bill that states that every person living in the United States must have this card to identify themselves, and that a person will not be able to buy or sell goods without this card by the year 2008. So I urge you to join today, and show your loyalty to Kenny.
Posted by Phil at November 3, 2005 8:01 PM
Comments
Are you kidding? I've been a member since '87. Hell, I remember the good ol' days when you got a 15% discount at Kenny Rogers' Roasters by showing your Fan Club card. Mmmm....chicken.
Posted by: Sethro at November 4, 2005 6:56 AM
Personally, I'm holding out for the Bon Fan Club. Free rides on the Playaz jet, right?
Posted by: Rhinestone Cowgirl at November 4, 2005 8:06 AM
the hotness is out of control!
Posted by: miss m at November 4, 2005 9:19 AM
He's had a face lift! Must have!
Maybe you should start linking to Burt Reynolds and Billy Bob Thornton, too.
Posted by: Siryn at November 4, 2005 9:58 AM
Actually RC, there are some great trading cards with me cradling dead endangered species in my bosom. These are only for premium memberships to my fan club.
Posted by: Bon at November 4, 2005 12:03 PM
Posted by: A_Unique_Alias at November 4, 2005 2:42 PM
RC - if I had a dime for every time someone asked me that
Miss M - is it any suprise to you?
Siryn - Kenny is ageless! Like the stars in the sky.
AUA - I have given her link more proper recognition.
Posted by: Phil at November 4, 2005 6:56 PM