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November 15, 2005

Blog Wars II - Revenge of the Playaz

Rev. 9:3-5
3 Then from the smoke came locusts on the earth, and the Playaz were given power like the power of scorpions of the earth; 4 they were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any green growth or any tree, but only those of mankind who have not the seal of the Playaz upon their foreheads; 5 they were allowed to torture them for five months, but not to kill them, and their torture was like the torture of a scorpion, when it stings a man.

An apparent attack on the Playaz has been made by a certain disgruntled blogger, and so, war has begun, and the fury of the Playaz with it.

While the Playaz wish for peace, we must sometimes do what we must to defend ourselves. Despite the split decision in our recent contest, the Playaz stand united when attacked.

As of 21:00 hours, the Playaz departed on an unmarked civilian plane for Washington D.C., so as not to be detected, as the Playaz Jet surely would be upon entering the Capitol's airspace.

As you can see, I have 'readied' myself for the jump before us. There will be no need for parachutes now as we descend upon Washington as a plague of locusts.

Shirtless, high on cocaine, and poised to attack from high atop the National Archives building, I make the call summoning the Playaz to strike.

Wayne is close to infiltrating the Jefferson Memorial, where the missle was launched.

With the Playaz' top secret documents and artifacts kept safely secured in an underground lair, deep below the surface of the undisclosed location of Playaz' Headquarters, the Playaz possessions are protected from the potential missile strike launched by this devious mastermind.

Beware, Travis...the Playaz are coming, and we are bringing Hell with us. Surrender now, for the greater good, lest there be further casualties.

Posted by Phil at November 15, 2005 9:20 PM