« Blog Wars II - Revenge of the Playaz | Main | So sayeth the Playaz »
November 16, 2005
Blog Wars, continued....
When we last left the Playaz, they were raining down on Washington D.C. from the District's rooftops, attempting to locate the sinister Travis, who had launched a missile with an unknown trajectory, and clearing out anyone who stood in their path.
Present-day: The Playaz are closing in! Travis's suspected "#2" man is cornered and the Playaz believe they know his location. High in the mountains of Virginia, where anyone can disappear, the Playaz climb the icy snowcapped peaks to apprehend this villain...
Trapped! The Playaz have found their man! "#2" is pulled out of his 'spider-hole' to reveal....
Just as the Playaz suspected! A Unique Alias, Travis's purported "#2" man! He is dissheveled after living in squalor for the past 3 days, surviving on cigarettes and foliage.
"Where is the missile headed!?!", the Guv'na shouts at the disoriented AUA. Silence.
After hours of interrogation and beatings, and a little mocking of AUA's genitals, AUA speaks. "I don't know! I swear!!" AUA exclaims. "Take us to him!" the Playaz demand. Finally, exhausted and hungry, AUA agrees to lead them to Travis's hideout.
I repel down the side of the mountian with our captive.
Is A Unique Alias telling the truth? Will he lead the Playaz to Travis? Where will the missile hit??
Posted by Phil at November 16, 2005 7:55 PM
Trackback Pings
TrackBack URL for this entry:
http://mt.makalumedia.com/mt-tb.cgi/541
Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Blog Wars, continued....:
» annual credit report from annual credit report
[Read More]
Tracked on January 8, 2008 1:50 PM
Comments
Luck for AUA the rest of us were there. Guvna wanted him to pay with his life for the assasination attempt.
I think zipping him up in a sleeping bag blindfolded with a rabid beaver is what finally broke him.
Posted by: Bon at November 16, 2005 8:32 PM
Phil, I know how much The Playaz like to take care of these "situations" by themselves. However, I am eagerly awaiting orders to maneuver my elite team into position. We are ready and we smell blood.
Sargent
Posted by: Sargent at November 16, 2005 11:27 PM
Muhammed Jihad! MUHAMMED JIHAD!
Posted by: A_Unique_Alias at November 17, 2005 8:57 AM
We will have you on stand-by, Sargent. Be ready for your orders.
Posted by: Phil at November 17, 2005 9:24 AM
Great work Playaz! I wait with baited breath on the outcome.
Posted by: Sethro at November 17, 2005 10:53 AM
Everyone stand down! The "Playaz Missile Crisis" has been resolved!
Posted by: Travis at November 17, 2005 11:43 AM
Playaz! New developments have come to light! Abort! Abort!
Kenny has intervened and has helped resolve the crisis!
Posted by: Phil at November 17, 2005 1:39 PM
That was some rave at your place Travis!!! Great to have everything resolved, and the insurance policy was a stroke of genius.
Posted by: Bon at November 17, 2005 3:08 PM
Thanks Bon! I'm glad we still made a lot of money, because my security deposit is pretty much toast now...
Posted by: Travis at November 17, 2005 5:16 PM
I'll take 2 boxes each of Thin Mint, Peanut Butter Sandwich, and Shortbread from each of you boys.
I think these afterschool programs are critical in building character and helping you gain skills for success in the real world.
I can see that the Playaz are developing strong values, leadership skills, social conscience, and conviction about your own potential and self-worth that will serve you all your lives!
Posted by: CatCiao at November 17, 2005 7:42 PM
The Playaz are from the School of Hardknocks, Cat.
Posted by: Phil at November 17, 2005 8:50 PM
Hmm, Hardknocks you say? Is that anywhere near Middlebury?
Posted by: A_Unique_Alias at November 18, 2005 10:07 AM
We used to destroy Middlebury in Lacrosse.
Posted by: Phil at November 18, 2005 10:13 AM
I also wanted to add that the Playaz own approximately 200 acres near our headquarters in S.C. that we use for our training grounds.
It will likely be a while, but hopefully at some point we will be able to provide some video of the Playaz in training and how we have become such tacticians in military maneuvers such as these.
Posted by: Phil at November 18, 2005 12:44 PM