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November 16, 2005
Blog Wars, continued....
When we last left the Playaz, they were raining down on Washington D.C. from the District's rooftops, attempting to locate the sinister Travis, who had launched a missile with an unknown trajectory, and clearing out anyone who stood in their path.
Present-day: The Playaz are closing in! Travis's suspected "#2" man is cornered and the Playaz believe they know his location. High in the mountains of Virginia, where anyone can disappear, the Playaz climb the icy snowcapped peaks to apprehend this villain...
Trapped! The Playaz have found their man! "#2" is pulled out of his 'spider-hole' to reveal....
Just as the Playaz suspected! A Unique Alias, Travis's purported "#2" man! He is dissheveled after living in squalor for the past 3 days, surviving on cigarettes and foliage.
"Where is the missile headed!?!", the Guv'na shouts at the disoriented AUA. Silence.
After hours of interrogation and beatings, and a little mocking of AUA's genitals, AUA speaks. "I don't know! I swear!!" AUA exclaims. "Take us to him!" the Playaz demand. Finally, exhausted and hungry, AUA agrees to lead them to Travis's hideout.
I repel down the side of the mountian with our captive.
Is A Unique Alias telling the truth? Will he lead the Playaz to Travis? Where will the missile hit??
Posted by Phil at November 16, 2005 7:55 PM