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November 18, 2005
So sayeth the Playaz
1. We are the Playaz. Thou shalt have no other Playaz before us.
2. Thou shalt make no graven images of Conway Twitty.
3. Thou shalt not use Kenny's name in vain.
4. Remember Playaz Ball, and keep it holy.
5. Thou shalt honor Kenny, Conway and Larry.
6. Thou shalt not murder one of the Playaz.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery, lest it is with Dian Parkinson.
8. Thou shalt not steal from the Playaz.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against Larry Holmes.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's kangol.
Posted by Phil at November 18, 2005 12:57 PM
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I just caught my neighbor violating the 10th commandment. He was looking rather lustily at my Kangol, so I called down the boils upon his entire household.
Posted by: Bon at November 18, 2005 3:10 PM
A just punishment, Bon. By the way, will you be poisoning a Thanksgiving turkey again this year with one of your anti-freeze sandwiches?
Posted by: Phil at November 18, 2005 3:20 PM
Is coveting a handle-bar mustache okay?
Posted by: Rhinestone Cowgirl at November 18, 2005 3:57 PM
Not sure just yet Phil. I am thinking of just sticking with blunt force trauma to the head. I fear the poison might put one of the Playaz out of commision for the holidays.
Posted by: Bon at November 18, 2005 4:02 PM
You left off #11. Thou shalt not vote for a Presidential candidate from north of the Mason-Dixon Line.
Posted by: CatCiao at November 19, 2005 12:24 AM
We could have gone on all day with the commandments, Cat. We just had to draw the line at 10. You might not be surprised to know that the Republican presidential hopefuls have already begun jockeying for the Playaz endorsement. I am sure Phil will be sharing a story or two about this with our fans sometime in the future.
Posted by: Bon at November 19, 2005 8:21 AM
Playaz, we need to meet and talk about the South and '08!
Posted by: Patrick J. Fitzgerald at November 19, 2005 6:37 PM
The Playaz will deliver the South for whomever decides to don the presidential candidate kangol.
Posted by: Wayne at November 20, 2005 9:44 PM
I hear Mark Warner wears a kangol.
Posted by: rock creek rambler at November 22, 2005 1:39 AM
Hillary looks great in a Kangol, so the rumor has it.
Posted by: William J. at November 22, 2005 7:57 AM
Mark Warner will not run. We have advised him not to, as we aren't sure he has the Playaz best interests at heart.
Posted by: Phil at November 22, 2005 9:32 AM
Hillary in a Kangol would be pure blasphemy. It would be much like her wearing the Yankees hat trying not to appear like a carpet bagger.
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