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November 22, 2005
Happy Thanksgiving
The Playaz will be celebrating their Thanksgiving this year just the same as they do each year.
First, Bon will make his traditional trip up to Washington to hide in the White House rose garden, where he will kill the turkey traditionally pardoned by the President of the United States (plus, with the bird-flu going around, Bon does not believe we need to be 'pardoning' any birds from anything).
Once Bon has struck down the bird (this year, Bon is using a boomerang, as he feels it is more "sporting"), the turkey is decapitated, stripped of it's feathers, disembowled, and broiled for hours before Tac serves and carves this delicious bird for his fellow Playaz.
We wish all of you a Happy Thanksgiving, and we'll see you all after the holiday!
Posted by Phil at November 22, 2005 5:37 PM
Comments
Dear Mr. Playaz,
have just discovered your most entertaining and enlightening blog. I found it most helpful in explaining the Thanksgiving Rituals to the locals here in Belfast, County Northern Ireland. Keep up the good work, AMERICA NEEDS YOU.
Posted by: Jett Loe at November 22, 2005 9:12 PM
The world needs us Jett. We stand ready.
Posted by: Bon at November 22, 2005 10:06 PM
Yes, we hope you come back to visit often as we have much to teach you.
Posted by: Phil at November 23, 2005 9:14 AM
What happened to Bon's sideburns? He looks strangely naked with out them.
Posted by: Prince at November 23, 2005 6:11 PM
Notice the way Bush strokes the neck of the chicken, oops!, turkey.
Posted by: William J. at November 23, 2005 6:12 PM
I believe the photo you see is from last year. Bon kills the Presidential turkey every year. He is up there now, waiting to make his move on this year's bird.
Posted by: Phil at November 23, 2005 8:30 PM
Precisely Phil. I am at an undisclosed secure location honing my boomerang skills. I had shaved the sideburns last year to throw the secret service off. It completed my disguise.
Posted by: Bon at November 23, 2005 9:07 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to the Gentlemen of The Playaz. I write this having just used a baster on the bird, so somehow the timing of this greeting seems appropriate. 0:)
Posted by: Washington Cube at November 24, 2005 11:20 AM
Thanks Cube, and back at you. I may have killed the turkey you ate. I generally put a "killed on" date on the label of my victims.
Now, let the planning begin for the annual Playaz Christmas bash! This year the Guvna will be hosting on Dec 17th, and it should be bigger and better than ever.
Posted by: Bon at November 24, 2005 8:00 PM
I have heard, although I do not know, that Kenny may be coming and bringing along a special guest. Stay tuned.
Posted by: Wayne at November 24, 2005 10:03 PM
Sadly, Wilford Brimley was going to come for dinner but had to cancel as he was having a flare-up from his dy-a-beet-us.
Posted by: Phil at November 27, 2005 8:43 PM
Is that a scorpion around Bon's neck? He must have worn it to celebrate my birthday...
Posted by: dc_cookie at November 28, 2005 3:56 PM
It is, Cookie. It is Bon's infamous scorpion medallion.
Bon is also a Scorpio, I believe?
Posted by: Phil at November 28, 2005 4:13 PM
Oct 6th is the date. Not sure what that makes me. I will consult with the beaver
Posted by: Bon at November 28, 2005 5:18 PM
Libra. We have the same birthday, remember?
Posted by: Wayne at November 28, 2005 5:29 PM