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December 1, 2005

I am joining Sea World

I have decided to join with Sea World and perform shows with the dolphins. I am an excellent swimmer. I swim very fast and can jump high out of the water, just like the dolphins.

The one downside is the sardines and such they feed you. I do not like fish in general, and especially do not like raw fish. I will be speaking with the trainers about this. If they were to hold a doughnut out, I would gladly leap and eat it out of their hand.

So if you're in the Orlando area this holiday season, stop by and catch a show. Me, Gus, Dorsal, and Flipper will be performing at 12, 2, and 4 everyday.

Postscript: I am very sad that Playaz Ball was shut-out of the Blog Superlatives last night in D.C. That is the real reason I have decided to move to Orlando and join Sea World.

Posted by Phil at December 1, 2005 10:26 AM