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February 10, 2006
The Playaz play the silver ball
The Playaz have recently struck a deal with Bally to produce a series of pinball machines with the Playaz' likenesses on them.
Bally of course wishes to boost their sales by capitalizing on our popularity. We hope to move into the "illegal" gaming industry by ultimately transitioning into Playaz slot machines, to be placed in convenience stores and on Indian reservations everywhere (following the lead of our mentor, Larry Holmes.)
Here are a couple of samples of the pinball artwork that will be featured on the games:
Wayne and our legal team tells me this resembles Evel Knievel too closely, but I contend it is purely coincidental. I was wearing "star and bars" leather jumpsuits long before he did. Besides, I feel sure that neither he nor his son Robbie have much longer to live, so I'll take my chances with a lawsuit.
This game features Wayne as the highlighted Playa. We will install it in women's restrooms, as it will be a big hit with the ladies. Once you reach a certain score, the game will dispense ladies' "personal effects".
Posted by Phil at February 10, 2006 9:22 AM
Comments
Holy Crap, that is awesome. When are they going to be on the market? Can I buy one through cafe press?
Posted by: A_Unique_Alias at February 10, 2006 9:38 AM
I don't recall signing away permission to use my likeness on that second machine there. But since it's for the Playaz, I give my consent.
Posted by: always write at February 10, 2006 11:20 AM
ha! That DOES look like you, Always. Do you have a tiger skin rug?
Posted by: I-66 at February 10, 2006 11:46 AM
If you look closely, you will see Cookie appears on the first machine.
The lower machine is a combination of features taken from several of our lady readers - including the outfits of Rhinestone and Sa'idah.
Posted by: Phil at February 10, 2006 12:00 PM
Why can't the machines just dispense ladies, period?
Posted by: Marci at February 10, 2006 12:37 PM
Is that....Cher on the second?
Posted by: DC_Cookie at February 10, 2006 1:15 PM
I'm surprised it took the Playaz this long to tap into such a lucrative market. But then, the Playaz only make a move when it benefits them the most.
I think a "Bon Slams His Balls Into Wildlife" themed game would go over quite well in the mid-west. Wait, that doesn't sound right at all...
Posted by: WOA at February 10, 2006 4:48 PM
I'm loving the Saidah/RC costume. Not that Wayne isn't glamorous in his own way.
Posted by: Saidah at February 10, 2006 5:03 PM
Wayne's machine rides the crimson tide. Look at that red wave behind his head. It should be a bear rug, as in, "I'm cramping like a ....." I love Miss Cookie's Daisy Dukes. Do you know what made me laugh the hardest? "...he nor his son Robbie have much longer to live, so I'll take my chances..."
Welcome home, Mr. Phil.
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