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January 11, 2006
Applications now being accepted
We are receiving numerous headshots and taking phone calls from multiple agents in attempts to have their clients become the new Playaz in light of our recent loss.
Below is a sample of the people being considered to replace Tac, Guv'na, & Wayne.
Ben Affleck (Tac)
Marshall Mathers (Guv'na)
Denzel Washington (Wayne)
Posted by Phil at January 11, 2006 10:09 AM
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The resemblance between Denzel/Wayne and the real Wayne is uncanny...
Posted by: DC_Cookie at January 11, 2006 10:47 AM
I think, to do right by hottie deceased Wayne, you should have a ladies' man like Luke Wilson don his wig and 'stache.
Posted by: Kathryn at January 11, 2006 11:09 AM
Whoever you pick, I hope there will be a rigorous examination process. For instance, I think applicants should be given tests on Larry Holmes trivia, and Conway Twitty lyrics. Good looks are not the only requirment for Playaz you know.
Posted by: Saidah at January 11, 2006 11:12 AM
Now that's hot.
Posted by: AsianMistress at January 11, 2006 12:21 PM
I want you to stop this nonsense right now, Mr. Phillip. You know very well that Mr. Tac, Mr. Wayne and Mr. Guv'na are not deceased. They are off doing something like getting renewed for the coming year. Probably getting full blood transfusions a la Keith Richards at some distant unnamed clinic in the Alps famous for it's sheep hormone injections.
Posted by: Washington Cube at January 11, 2006 1:10 PM
Ooh! Cube called you "Philip." Man, you're definitely in trouble now!
Posted by: Travis at January 11, 2006 1:19 PM
Kathryn- "Wig"????
Cube- It is actually Philemon.
Saidah- You are quite wise, and trust me, all things can, and will be considered.
Posted by: Bon at January 11, 2006 3:14 PM
Cube, was that a Logan's Run reference?
Your stock just jumped twenty points . . .
Posted by: A_Unique_Alias at January 11, 2006 3:33 PM
Cube - I will mail you a photocopy of their death certificates.
Posted by: Phil at January 11, 2006 5:21 PM
AUA, Logan's Run? Should we all be wearing Sanctuary necklaces? Love the death battle in the floating arena. You are hip.
Posted by: Playa Luva at January 11, 2006 10:18 PM
Well of course I know Logan's Run. Sheesh. As for those death certificates? Feh. Like you couldn't doctor those documents? I think it's time the Triumvirate of Travis/AUA/Rhinestone start looking into this.
P.S. New slogan for Bon and Kenny's Restaurant: "Your Goose Is Cooked" (To Your Taste)
Posted by: Washington Cube at January 11, 2006 10:31 PM
Phil,
While I too have been mourning the loss of our friends Tac Wayne and Guv'na, I figure enough time has passed to now ask for one of their spots in Playaz Ball. I have touted some of my creds before such as: John Denver was my first concert, I have seen no less than 7 Neil Diamond concerts, I love Tele Salavas, a framed Conway Titty Picture has been proudly displayed in my homes over the past 10 years since being inherited from my Grandmother, and I love Killing and eating foul of any variety. I know this open begging for consideration may offend some of Wayne, Tac, and Guv'na fans. However, I know you realize Playaz Ball is a business. I feel I can help compensate for some of the lost revenue.
Posted by: Bill Strong at January 12, 2006 11:01 AM
Wayne, Tac and the Guv'na are NOT dead.
Posted by: Washington Cube at January 12, 2006 11:37 AM
Your credentials are no doubt strong.
We will put you in for consideration.
Posted by: Phil at January 12, 2006 11:37 AM
Cube - I know you are having a hard time with this, but it is time to let go.
All I can tell you is, it is not a hoax. They are gone, and the last they were seen was over a week ago.
Posted by: Phil at January 12, 2006 11:42 AM
Oh ye of little faith. I just hope when Wayne, Tac and Guv'na come back, there is hell to pay for your behavior...unless of course, they are on a secret mission WHICH is always possible when it concerns "The Playaz."
Posted by: Washington Cube at January 12, 2006 12:10 PM
Bill left off his credential that he owns a overcoat with a mink collar, ala Michael Irvin.
Poor Cube, the denial phase is always the hardest
Posted by: Bon at January 12, 2006 12:50 PM
Just you wait, Mr. Bon. I have total faith in Mr. Wayne, Mr. Tac, and Mr. Guv'na.
Posted by: Washington Cube at January 12, 2006 1:01 PM
Maybe they got a bad kilo of coke...
I'm sure they'll resurface.
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