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January 16, 2006

NASA space capsule returns to Earth, accomplishes Playaz plan to get high on comet dust

As the first phase of their secret space mission is complete, the Playaz celebrated the return of their un-manned spacecraft "Stardust", after the Playaz' discovery that one can get high on comet dust.

Considered very rare, the NASA capsule collected the comet dust over a course of seven years and billions of miles. The capsule touched down in the desert salt flats yesterday to cheers and jubilation at the Playaz' jet propulsion laboratory, speculating that they had obtained several hundred kilos of comet dust. The Playaz announced a massive party would ensue at their place later that evening.

Tac celebrates with Kenny Rogers upon hearing the news that they had obtained roughly 250 kilos of comet dust, expected to have a 'street value' of roughly $100 - $150 million dollars

The Guv'na explains to the press the scientific importance of this mission. According to Guv'na, comet dust would "blow their minds", and that they plan future manned-missions to space to obtain even more comet dust when this supply runs out. Guv'na added the sales of the current cargo would likely fund the Playaz lifestyle for several more years

Larry Holmes & NASA scientists carefully gather the comet dust collected by the spacecraft, and package it for re-sale.

Posted by Phil at January 16, 2006 9:41 PM