Media executives will be fighting and salivating for the rights to this Phil, and I know you will represent. I have never seen you lose a staring contest before. I will fill you with glazed doughnuts and Old Number Seven just to be sure.

Will there be video, or audio?

I have changed my opposition to dropping the lawsuit. Even if we won, what payment could we expect from Frank? Potatoes? Sheep innards? A pint of stale grog?

warm, stale, thick beer

AUA- just audio.

Oh yes, my money is definitely on Phil. Every time I walk past the Playaz Christmas card on my fridge, Phil's eerie stare freaks me out.

what's with the tape delay? are you trying to avoid another replay of that nasty incident where Bon's nipple pasty was exposed? justin timberlake looked soooo embarrased standing next to Bon.

or should that read, "pasty nipple"?

The latter VP.

Phil wrote We like to look in the mirror and we don't have jobs (but we're rich). Otherwise we abide by all of your rules.

So, you play by all the rulz huh? Then why are you such a quitter. Quitters never win. Playaz do biatch.

In what regard, Mac? The statment I made above pertains to the ladies.

If you are referring to the lawsuit, I am not letting Frank off the hook - I have simply decided to step it up and have a battle of stamina and the mind.

Kick some ass!

Peat, Wayne, blocks of peat. My money is on The Playaz.

I mean, I sort of thought Guvna and Tac looked similar in the photos at the top of the page...but with the threat of litigation hanging around these parts, you can forget I ever thought so.

Cube, I am typically a stoic, non-emotional fellow who doesn't generally wear pants, but reading your comments regarding "Peat" makes me randy. You are smashing.

To paraphrase from a real chick flick, Steel Magnolias, "Wayne, you are more twisted than color tv."

Wayne, that last comment just cracked me the fuck up. Thank you. :)

I aim to please, for a fee.

Are you going with 'blinking' as the contest deal-breaker, or laughing? My sister and I used to have 'laughing' contests. I'd always make a stupid face to distract her, but the making of the stupid face would make me laugh first. Every time.

Stick with the blinking - I have no doubt you'll kick Frank's heiny with that.

DC - it's going to be blinking -
I know the Playaz are nobody's bitch but Wayne's been in training (at least that's what he tells me)

pfft. Methinks you need an Erotic Photo Hunt playoff instead.

Jett, Phil will actually be competing. I will merely be standing by to offer legal counsel, such as "Take care with the fontanel."

DCSportschick, I agree on the erotic photos. I just hope no one finds the pics from Guvna's "Experimental Period" or Tac's "Non-Trailer Park Chicks" era.

wayne - ? what are you talking about - i'm not competing - did you think this whole time that you were not involved? please email or skype me as soon as possible - it looks like we may have to call this off

Jett, this is Playa Wayne. I assumed you were referring to me, since the Blogger Formerly Known As W**ne is now known as Frank, and should only be referred to as such.

ahh...it becomes clear...but let's get this straight

- the contest has not yet been enjoined - he's still wayne to me - no matter that the punk is calling himself 'frank' on his site' -
we'll see what happens on friday

See what I mean, Jett? This case would be a slam dunk in a court of law.

But I look forward to humiliating Frank on air with my staring prowess.