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January 24, 2006

It's on

To update you on our lawsuit with "Frank, the Delicious American Pastime" (formerly known as "Wayne, Ordianary American", the details of said lawsuit can more or less be explained here), Frank appeared on the most recent Letter To America podcast discussing his recent name change, and spouting off absurd statements about the Playaz.

Among other things, the one statement that incensed me the most was Frank saying that he believes the Playaz "are all just the same guy". What?! Any person with eyes can see we are all individual Playaz. Yes, I am the one who is responsible for posting the news of the Playaz, but to even insinuate that we are not who we say we are is the highest of insults.

Therefore, (and against our own Wayne's protests) I have decided to drop our suit against Frank, and have accepted a challenge to compete with Frank live (via tape delay) on the air in a staring contest! It is a skill that I feel I am highly suited for, and feel certain that with Frank's recent incarceration and solitary confinement added to the fact that he lives in blustery Ireland, I should win easily.

Yes, that's correct. I will be in the good old U.S.A. while Frank competes in Ireland, with Letter To America host Jett Loe moderating the event. It will be an internet staring contest, the first of it's kind!

I will keep you posted as to when this will take place, but it should be soon.

Posted by Phil at January 24, 2006 9:26 AM