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February 3, 2006
Phil's vacation journal: Entry 1
The Playaz jet touched down safely in Montrose, Colorado today. Our limo picked me and my family up to take us to our final destination, Telluride.
As we got closer and closer, snow became more and more prevalent. Concerned, I ordered the driver to reverse course immediately. My family immediately protested.
"Phil! There's supposed to be snow! We are not turning around!"
The oxygen-deprived air has surely affected their ability to think. In Atlanta, the presence of snow means school closings, business closings, the purchase of rations of bread, water, and milk. You do not, under any circumstance, leave your house.
I contemplated bailing out of the moving vehicle and saving myself. But no...I must stay with my family and protect them. They obviously are not aware of the snowy hell-scape that lays before them.
This is going to end badly, I can tell. I will enter more as I am able, dear diary.
Posted by Phil at February 3, 2006 9:38 AM
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Lucky you Phil. We are here in Atlanta where there may be frozen rain this Sunday. I will keep an eye on the forecast as I might be forced to cannibalize one of my three children if conditions get too bad.
Posted by: Bon at February 3, 2006 9:48 AM
Hope you remembered to pack your snoutfit.
Posted by: ted in production at February 3, 2006 12:13 PM
You should have brought a trusty Canadian guide along for assistance...
Posted by: DC_Cookie at February 3, 2006 12:18 PM
Phil - perhaps your daughters are excited as there is no chance of shark attacks in the snow?
Posted by: Kathryn at February 3, 2006 12:49 PM
Oh, I remember what Atlanta was like when there was snow (or even the threat of snow). It is pandemonium! Enjoy your vacay!
Posted by: Chase at February 3, 2006 3:04 PM
You should have brought Tac and his flame thrower with you.
Posted by: Saidah at February 3, 2006 3:29 PM
I dunno, Phil. Colorado. I thought snow would have a whole 'nuther meaning for a Playah. You probably fell out of the limo and started snorting the ground. Think "vodka doesn't freeze." Think "thermal springs." Think "Claudine Longet and Spider Sabitch."
Posted by: Anonymous at February 3, 2006 7:08 PM
oops...Stupid Cubie. I'm "Anonymous."
Posted by: Washington Cube at February 3, 2006 7:09 PM
I was once in Macon with my ex, visiting her parents. After three inches of snow, Georgia closed the highways and her parents said it was too unsafe for us to drive home. I laughed. I thought it was a joke. It was not.
RCR from WVA
Posted by: rock creek rambler at February 4, 2006 1:02 AM
Strange things are happening...
Posted by: Guvna at February 4, 2006 6:55 AM
Wait a second...Bon has children??
Posted by: The Captain at February 6, 2006 8:13 PM
So glad you made it back from Colorado. I have to agree it is a wretched and uncivilized place!
Will be in touch as to my next move. Sadly, already goddessglow is no more...
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