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February 5, 2006
Phil's vacation journal: Entry 4
I have been living on snow for the past 3 days.
The situation is dire. I am afraid I am forced to do the unthinkable.
I will eat my family, then attempt to hike to safety. I will survive off their fat, and will retain one of their carcasses to envelop myself during the night to keep warm.
I have decided to allow my wife to live, for foraging and child-bearing purposes.
I hope I am alive to see you all again, Playaz. Growing weak..
Posted by Phil at February 5, 2006 7:29 PM
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I warn him about Claudine Longet & Spider Sabich. What does he do? He shoots someone.
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Posted by: Washington Cube at February 5, 2006 7:37 PM
How ironic our fates may be the same even though we are many miles apart. This wintry mix they are calling for in atlanta in the morning has me sharpening my hatchet in case I must do as you have done.
Posted by: Bon at February 5, 2006 8:26 PM
Avoid the yellow snow. God be with you.
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Posted by: Washington Cube at February 5, 2006 9:53 PM
Good god, ya'll. No need to eat the kids. As I can attest from several freak Louisiana snowstorms, it is possible to survive for several days on bourbon, coffee and cigarettes.
Besides Phil, you're going to need those kids in your old age. If you eat them, who will take care of you when you're 80?
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Battery weak..must be quick.
Saidah, my kids are not here thankfully. What do you think I am, some kind of savage?
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phil - do not follow the light!!!
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