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February 8, 2006
While I was away
I finally returned home and found the Playaz in total shambles.
In my absence, Bon had become an animal-lover,
Tac had gone preppy,
and The Guv'na had really let himself go, and was not the refined gentleman of leisure that we all know him as.
Looks like I've got some work to do to get these Playaz back on track.
Wayne was not affected as he has been busy handling the separation of Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow, which we told you about back in September. Wayne decided to advise them to skip the marriage and go ahead with the divorce.
Posted by Phil at February 8, 2006 10:30 AM
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Comments
Tac gone preppy. Snort. Too funny.
Posted by: Washington Cube at February 8, 2006 11:07 AM
Get Tac some hair extensions STAT!!!
Posted by: Travis at February 8, 2006 12:41 PM
This is so twisted.
I love it!
I would be honored to be an acolyte on your page. You will be prominently linked from mine for sure.
By the way... I dig me some Kenny Rogers.
Posted by: Steve Skalish at February 8, 2006 12:55 PM
Any readers who may have done school reports on the Armstrong-Crow debacle should update your reports accordingly.
Posted by: rock creek rambler at February 8, 2006 4:38 PM
Thanks for that reminder, RCR. One of our young readers emailed me recently that she was doing a report for school regarding Lance Armstrong and had found our site via The Google.
This just goes to show we are always right, and Playaz Ball should be your first stop for all your educational needs.
Posted by: Phil at February 8, 2006 4:44 PM
Bon...you promised to cook animals for me, not show them affection!! You LIED to me! I don't believe in anything in this world anymore.
Posted by: The Captain at February 8, 2006 8:56 PM
My gut feeling is that Bon is not so much 'holding-in-a-warm-embrace' what appears to be the last remaining Jackalope as he is 'holding it hostage.'
Posted by: WOA at February 9, 2006 6:02 AM
The Guv'na would never be that rude. I think that picture has been doctored in some way.
Posted by: Washington Cube at February 9, 2006 10:36 AM
You would be wrong, WC.
Posted by: Phil at February 9, 2006 10:46 AM
You know Tac has those extensions tucked in back there behind that popped collar.
Posted by: Rhinestone Cowgirl at February 9, 2006 3:09 PM
From now on, I'm directing all of our library patrons towards Playaz Ball rather than our online databases. (Since Playaz Ball is both more accurate, and easier to understand.) Plus, by dumping the library's database subscriptions, we will save approximately $500,000,000 a year, which will now be diverted into my retirement account.
Saidah,
Librarian
Posted by: Saidah at February 9, 2006 3:17 PM
Don't you mean the money will be diverted to the Playaz?
Posted by: Wayne at February 9, 2006 3:32 PM
Every time I drive down Broad Street here in Richmond and pass a certain store called "Playaz Gear," I think of y'all...
Posted by: dcsportschick at February 9, 2006 8:24 PM
I am about to prepare some succulent jack rabbitt haunches with a appetizer of grilled bream and perch.
Posted by: Bon at February 9, 2006 8:47 PM
Look Wayne,
A girl's gotta make a living k? I promise to give you a percentage though.
Posted by: Saidah at February 10, 2006 4:59 PM
You must go back and review the Playaz' business model, Saidah. It only serves to benefit you, if not monetarily.
Posted by: Phil at February 10, 2006 5:04 PM