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February 19, 2006
Playaz take Olympic gold in curling competition
The Playaz brought home the gold for the U.S. in the curling competition in Turin.
We have been training very hard these past four years and our efforts paid off, as the Playaz can now be called the world's curling champions.
I served as the team's coach, Wayne was the "skipper", Tac the 2nd, Guv'na the 3rd, and Bon was the alternate.
Below is a photo of me and Wayne on the sideline. The "skip" typically calls the shot and rotates in and out with the other three (Coaching was great. I didn't have to participate, and could enjoy a Makers & ginger on the sidelines).
On the final shot, Tac delivered a beautiful stone, and Bon and The Guv'na swept to perfection.
We were accused by other countries of 'doping' prior to the competition, which of course we were. A steroid/cocaine/comet dust cocktail was given to each of the Playaz prior to our event, which allowed us to curl with more focus, with higher accuracy, and to sweep faster than anyone else on the ice.
We are very proud of this accomplishment! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
Posted by Phil at February 19, 2006 4:14 PM
Comments
*shedding tear of joy* I am so proud that y'all represented us! Great job boys.
Posted by: Law-Rah at February 19, 2006 6:28 PM
The Comet dust helped elevate our game for the winter games. Also, there is no drug test out yet that picks up comet dust. Advantage, Playaz.
Posted by: Bon at February 19, 2006 8:00 PM
I think you guys were in the wrong sport. The US Men's hockey team really needs your help right now. Could you move over there and give them some help?
Posted by: Steve Skalish at February 19, 2006 9:25 PM
This just goes to show that a little comet dust can go a long way. I was prepared to throw away my American passport should the USA lose the curling competition. Thank you, Playaz!
Posted by: WOA at February 20, 2006 4:43 AM
well i guess you all can join michelle kwan in disneyworld!
Posted by: VP of Dior at February 20, 2006 10:34 AM
I will say this about Ms Kwan, V.P.
Let's just say the playaz contributed to her groin injury "relapse". She pulled out of the competition just in the nick of time
Posted by: Bon at February 20, 2006 6:06 PM
You know the comet dust was ingredient "X." I love the picture of Phil with his "traveler."
Posted by: Washington Cube at February 20, 2006 10:35 PM
I just had a hot flash. I come from a family of curlers. I can't even begin to describe how sexy this is...
Posted by: DC_Cookie at February 21, 2006 12:30 PM
Eliminating Norway from contention through the use of "comet dust." That tears it - I'm calling Crockett and Tubbs!
Posted by: Travis at February 21, 2006 1:23 PM
Um...isn't Bon Australian? And the Guvna is from England. Aren't you guys using illegal players to win this medal?
Posted by: The Captain at February 21, 2006 1:26 PM
We all have U.S. citizenship, and have lived in the States for a very long time.
Posted by: Phil at February 21, 2006 2:06 PM
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