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February 22, 2006

Tac accused of smuggling comet dust to China inside cat

Chinese authorities arrested Tac for attempting to smuggle into their country approximately 33 pounds of comet dust inside of a cat.

A local newscast picked up on the story and released footage of the cat along with an incriminating photo of Tac holding the comet dust-packed feline that was shown on the Chinese television network CCTV.

Wayne released a statement on Tac's behalf saying that the cat was actually being given to the Chinese to be eaten, not to smuggle in the highly addictive narcotic the Playaz' discovered in outer space. Wayne also stated that the comet dust found inside the cat must have been consumed by the cat itself, with Tac and the Playaz unaware. "We just thought the cat had a bit of a weight problem, and we know how much the Chinese like to eat cats, so we thought we'd sell it to them and make a tidy profit, since we obtained the cat originally for free," said Wayne.

Posted by Phil at February 22, 2006 8:55 AM