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February 22, 2006
Tac accused of smuggling comet dust to China inside cat
Chinese authorities arrested Tac for attempting to smuggle into their country approximately 33 pounds of comet dust inside of a cat.
A local newscast picked up on the story and released footage of the cat along with an incriminating photo of Tac holding the comet dust-packed feline that was shown on the Chinese television network CCTV.
Wayne released a statement on Tac's behalf saying that the cat was actually being given to the Chinese to be eaten, not to smuggle in the highly addictive narcotic the Playaz' discovered in outer space. Wayne also stated that the comet dust found inside the cat must have been consumed by the cat itself, with Tac and the Playaz unaware. "We just thought the cat had a bit of a weight problem, and we know how much the Chinese like to eat cats, so we thought we'd sell it to them and make a tidy profit, since we obtained the cat originally for free," said Wayne.
Posted by Phil at February 22, 2006 8:55 AM
Comments
my goodness! how much did you feed that cat before it "accidentally" ingested the comet dust? or is that ALL comet dust weight?
Posted by: miss m at February 22, 2006 9:58 AM
How big was the litter box used by the beast?
Posted by: Prince-The Purple One at February 22, 2006 12:00 PM
What would the street value of that cat be in China as opposed to the US, especially with the comet dust inside of it?
Posted by: Steve Skalish at February 22, 2006 12:57 PM
Excellent questions.
Miss M - we cannot answer that question on the advice of our attorney.
Prince - the cat used a child's sand box.
Steve - I assume the cat, without the comet dust, would be worth about 100-125 yuan (priced per consumable-pound).
With the comet dust? -- maybe a better question for Tac.
Posted by: Phil at February 22, 2006 1:04 PM
How does one become a dealer of comet dust?
And will you share the wealth.
Posted by: Sharkbait at February 22, 2006 1:55 PM
well how sneaky of the players. just after winning your gold medal all of the comet dust is magically eaten by the cat. the IOC is always two steps behind you...
Posted by: VP of Dior at February 22, 2006 2:00 PM
I thought you guys would be in Nebraska today accepting your winning Powerball check...
Posted by: Adam at February 22, 2006 5:45 PM
Sharkbait, please elaborate. I can't say the Playaz have ever been asked to "share the wealth," as you put it. What do you mean by this? Please refer to the Playaz Business Model (A or B) for clarification on any profit-sharing potential with the Playaz (Hint: there is none).
Posted by: Guvna at February 22, 2006 6:19 PM
I saw said cat. My company was at a happy hour, and the games of pool and fun and frolic literally stopped as well all stared with gaping mouths at the monstrosity before us.
Of course, I'm sure anything Playa related would have been met with equal shock and awe.
Posted by: AsianMistress at February 22, 2006 7:51 PM
Is Tac still under arrest in China? You know how they busted him don't you? Through the use of the one tool in the universe that is even more powerful than "The Google."
They got him with "The Chinese Google."
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