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March 1, 2006

Playaz cure Wilford Brimley of the diabetes

Wilford Brimley has been cured of his diabetes thanks to the Playaz and the wonders of Comet Dust.

Brimley approached the Playaz recently in an effort to curb the onset of diabetes. After a thorough examination by Dr. Tac, it was determined that comet dust would be the best thing to cure what ails Mr. Brimley.

Brimley has reportedly stopped taking all other medications previously prescribed to him, including his insulin shots, and has terminated his contract and membership with Liberty Mutual.

The Playaz present Wilford Brimley with a 12 month supply of comet dust

"This here comet dust is gonna get rid of my damned dy-a-beet-us," Brimley was quoted as saying.

The Playaz admit that comet dust has not gone through any testing with the Food & Drug Administraion, but believe in its powerful healing effects as a "cure-all" for most any ailment.

"We are confident that with the just the right dosage of comet dust every day, Mr. Brimley will be alive for many, many years to come," said a statement released by the Playaz. "As far as we're concerned, Mr. Brimley is cured and will have no further effects of the disease thanks to Comet Dust."

Posted by Phil at March 1, 2006 9:03 AM