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March 15, 2006
Old 911 call discovered in Don Knotts investigation
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution uncovered an old 911 call made a while back from a frantic Don Knotts. Below is the transcript of that call.
Don Knotts: Can you send someone to my house?
Dispatcher: What's the problem there?
Don Knotts: Bon has just broken into my house and he's ranting and raving outside the front yard.
Dispatcher: Has he been drinking or anything?
Don Knotts: No. But he's crazy.
Dispatcher: And you said he hasn't been drinking?
Don Knotts: No. He's high on comet dust, though.
Dispatcher: Did he hit you?
Don Knotts: No.
Dispatcher: Do you have a restraining order against him?
Don Knotts: No.
Dispatcher: What's your name?
Don Knotts: Don Knotts.
Dispatcher: What's your address?
Don Knotts: (redacted), Los Angeles.
Dispatcher: Okay, we'll send the police out.
Don Knotts: Thank you.
(a short time later, Don calls back)
Don Knotts: Could you get somebody over here now, to...He's back. Please?
Dispatcher: What does he look like?
Don Knotts: He's Bon. I think you know his record. Could you just send somebody over here?
Dispatcher: What is he doing there?
Don Knotts: He just drove up again. Could you just send somebody over?
Dispatcher: Wait a minute. What kind of car is he in?
Don Knotts: He's in a white Bronco, but first of all he broke the back door down to get in.
Dispatcher: Wait a minute. What's your name?
Don Knotts: Don Knotts.
Dispatcher: OK, is he the 'Playa' or whatever?
Don Knotts: Yeah. Thank you.
Dispatcher: Wait a minute, we're sending police. What is he doing? Is he threatening you?
Don Knotts: He's (expletive) going nuts.
Dispatcher: OK. What is he saying?
Don Knotts: Oh, something about some guy I know and hookers, and Jim Nabors and I started this (expletive) before and....
Dispatcher: Um-hum.
Don Knotts: And it's all my fault and "Now what am I going to do, get the police in this" and the whole thing. (sigh) brother.
(Bon is yelling)
Dispatcher: Is he inside right now?
Don Knotts: Yeah.
Dispatcher: OK, just a moment.
Bon: Do you understand me? (inaudible) Jim Nabors is a nothing! A skunk! (inaudible)
Dispatcher: Is he talking to you?
Don Knotts: Yeah.
Dispatcer: Do you think he is going to hit you?
Don Knotts: I don't know.
Dispatcher: What is he saying?
Don Knotts: What else?
Bon: ...I don't give a (expletive) anymore...That wife of his, she took so much for this (expletive)(inaudible)
Don Knotts: Would you please, Bon, Bon, Bon, could you please (inaudible) Please leave.
Bon: I'm leaving with my two (expletive) fists is when I'm leaving. You ain't go to worry about me anymore.
Dispatcher: Is he leaving?
Don Knotts: No.
Bon: You're not leaving when I'm gone. Hey! I have to read this (expletive) all week in the National Enquirer. Her words exactly. What, who got that, who?! (inaudible)
Dispatcher: Are you the only one there with him?
Don Knotts: Yeah, and he's also talking to my, this guy who lives out back and is just standing there.
Dispatcher: Oh, OK. The police should be on the way.
Posted by Phil at March 15, 2006 9:50 AM
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