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March 31, 2006

Melon-choly

"So Bon, now that you're out of prison, what's the first thing you're going to do?"

"I'm going to buy tickets to see Gallagher, my favorite comedian!"

"You can't do that! Gallagher's dead..."

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"Bon - it's Conway...again. You can't reverse..look, don't....aw, nevermind..."

"Gallagher is alive, Phil, and I'm going to buy tickets to his show. What do you have to say to that?"

"April Fools, Bon! He was never dead in the first place! But, in your haste to reverse time again to save Gallagher, I think you inadvertently killed the Hagar Twins from 'Hee Haw'. Now, let's all enjoy a terrific show by Gallagher..."

Posted by Phil at March 31, 2006 9:00 AM