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March 31, 2006
Melon-choly
"So Bon, now that you're out of prison, what's the first thing you're going to do?"
"I'm going to buy tickets to see Gallagher, my favorite comedian!"
"You can't do that! Gallagher's dead..."
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Bon - it's Conway...again. You can't reverse..look, don't....aw, nevermind..."
"Gallagher is alive, Phil, and I'm going to buy tickets to his show. What do you have to say to that?"
"April Fools, Bon! He was never dead in the first place! But, in your haste to reverse time again to save Gallagher, I think you inadvertently killed the Hagar Twins from 'Hee Haw'. Now, let's all enjoy a terrific show by Gallagher..."
Posted by Phil at March 31, 2006 9:00 AM
Comments
Are y'all swathed in plastic wrap?
Posted by: Sparkles Anonymous at March 31, 2006 11:25 AM
Yes! If you have ever been to a Gallagher show, you know you will get covered in all sorts of fruit, condiments, salted meats, pureed vegetables, etc. It can ruin a good mink, but the Playaz always insist on being on the first row to any Gallagher show.
Tac, Wayne, & Guv'na have their mouths open waiting to consume whatever smashed offering Gallagher sends their way.
Posted by: Phil at March 31, 2006 11:36 AM
I have been to two Gallagher shows in my life. I am happy to report that in one of those shows, I got splattered with cottage cheese.
Once again, I continue to admire your taste in performers.
Posted by: Steve Skalish at March 31, 2006 12:07 PM
It's finally been confirmed: Wayne even looks good in a trash bag.
Posted by: Kathryn at March 31, 2006 3:47 PM
Geez.
Don't scare me like that! Gallagher dead/not dead? Thank Got he lives...As for the Hagar twins...meh..whatever...
Posted by: Wayne Ordinary American at March 31, 2006 4:52 PM
I LOVE the pic of Bon FLYING! OMG, will he take me with him sometime? If Superman can fly with Lois Lane, there's no reason why Bon can't pick me up...
Posted by: dcsportschick at March 31, 2006 6:47 PM
This we can be sure of even on this day...
Andrew Dice Clay is dead.
Posted by: cjt at April 1, 2006 8:47 AM
Gallagher reminds me of Bob Ross (who IS dead).
'=/
Posted by: Buggy at April 1, 2006 12:32 PM
You behave yourself DCSC and I might just fly up there and pick you up for a hot date. I was thinking along the lines of a good square dance at the local VFW. You in?
Posted by: Bon at April 1, 2006 1:09 PM
Square dancing at the VFW- who could say no?
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