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April 6, 2006
Michael Flatley attempts to enter United States; Is intercepted and beaten by the Playaz
Michael Flatley, self-proclaimed "Lord of the Dance", attempted to enter the United States by boat to embark on a tour across the country until he was intercepted and summarily beaten by The Playaz.
An anonymous tip let the Playaz know of Flatley's arrival, where the Playaz met Flatley's boat at the port of Charleston, South Carolina.
It was from there that the Playaz took Flatley to a secluded Kansas cornfield (thanks, Saidah!) and beat him within an inch of his life before returning Flatley back to Ireland, instructing him never to return to the U.S.
The Playaz blame Flatley for all that is wrong with dancing, and in particular, white people dancing.
To see what we mean, please watch this video of a couple of our American friends now living in Northern Ireland, who are afflicted with this terrible, terrible disease.
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Posted by Phil at April 6, 2006 8:35 AM
Comments
You sent him BACK!?!?
Posted by: WOA at April 6, 2006 8:46 AM
You're welcome, Playaz. Loaning out my cornfield for the beating of Flatley was what any patriotic Midwesterner would have done. Having witnessed all too many chicken dances at weddings, I was more than happy to get in several kicks myself.
Posted by: Saidah at April 6, 2006 9:26 AM
Wayne O.A. - we feel he is the problem of the Irish people, and believe if they would only finish him off themselves, it would help heal and liberate the country...perhaps even bring Ireland and Northern Ireland together.
Posted by: Phil at April 6, 2006 9:35 AM
You have done a great service to America.
Now go get John Tesh and stop him from recording music.
Posted by: Steve Skalish at April 6, 2006 11:29 AM
But do you approve of the Miami Vice look, at least?
Posted by: DC_Cookie at April 6, 2006 3:33 PM
Cookie - I see nothing wrong with that.
Posted by: Phil at April 6, 2006 9:36 PM
I am just a little shocked at the violence the Playaz are capable of! Beating a man who wears what looks to be a leisure suit in the first photo!!
I just have no words for it!!!!!!!
=/
-concerned Buggy
Posted by: Buggy at April 7, 2006 3:09 AM
I won't debate the man's style...we just don't like him.
Posted by: Phil at April 7, 2006 8:43 AM
So who is next on the Playaz Hit List? I suggest Celine Dion or Barry Manilow.
Posted by: Saidah at April 7, 2006 11:36 AM
Lets just say they are both on the short list of the dead pool.
Posted by: Bon at April 7, 2006 12:35 PM
Not to name drop, but I actually have a Barry Manilow story (much like my Elliot Gould story). Sadly, I honestly can't tell it--unless the National Enquirer pays me beaucoup pesos-- or the Playaz...
Posted by: WOA at April 7, 2006 12:47 PM
Go back to the business model, WOA. You would pay us to tell your tale.
Posted by: Phil at April 7, 2006 1:54 PM
Wayne (OA), may I please have your checking account number? It's really the easiest way for this transaction to go down. Once I confirm the money is there, you may sing like a canary.
Posted by: Guvna at April 7, 2006 4:36 PM
Looks like Guvna's been out drinking with Mr. Muhamede again...
Posted by: Travis at April 7, 2006 6:44 PM
I admire your tenacity! Y'all might have been killed (or at least seriously bruised) by his flying feet!
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