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April 12, 2006
Sign up now for the Playaz phone service!
Through one of our newly acquired subsidiaries, we are now providing home telephone service across the globe.
Currently, we only have one customer.
Posted by Phil at April 12, 2006 1:24 PM
Comments
The best part is the "806,400,000,000,000.01" debt.
Was it really necessary to add that penny (or whatever the fraction of a ringgit is)?
Posted by: I-66 at April 12, 2006 1:49 PM
I-66: Yes.
Posted by: Phil at April 12, 2006 2:08 PM
If you get three or four more customers, you can retire.
Posted by: Steve Skalish at April 12, 2006 2:35 PM
Do we get a free phone?
Posted by: Washington Cube at April 12, 2006 2:45 PM
We prefer to lease you a phone.
Posted by: Phil at April 12, 2006 2:47 PM
"If the company wants to seek legal action as mentioned in the letter, I'm ready to face it," the paper quoted Yahaya as saying. "In fact, I can't wait to face it."
This man has obviously never felt the Playaz legal hammer. A man we like to call, "Brad." Or "Wayne." Either way, he is pantless and pensive and ready to fight.
Posted by: Guvna at April 12, 2006 3:04 PM
Obviously Mr. Wahab does not realize the flood of legal pleadings he is about to face. The Playaz do not play when it comes to debts incurred, legitimate or otherwise. After all, we have a lifestyle to sustain. That being said, we may be willing to consider waiving certain regulatory charges, up to and including franchise connection fees and taxes in the amount of $1.17. Certainly, that is a reasonable settlement offer. As anyone knows, there is comet dust to procure.
Posted by: Wayne at April 12, 2006 10:12 PM
You're not getting out of the comet dust business, are you?
Posted by: DC_Cookie at April 13, 2006 12:44 PM
Oh no - this is more of a hobby.
Posted by: Phil at April 13, 2006 3:16 PM
I should think that the trillions of dollars this guy owes should be enough for at least one Playaz Ball extravaganza...assuming of course that you're only gunning to have 'A' List celebrities. I'm sure Kenny and Larry come at a much more exclusive price.
Posted by: WOA at April 13, 2006 6:12 PM
Do we get free long distance, call forwarding and call waiting? Oh, and do you offer internet connections? I mean, i just want to get my moneys worth.
Posted by: Chase at April 13, 2006 6:47 PM
I understand you guys are trying to fund PB'06, but honestly, isn't that going a bit far??
Posted by: AUA at April 13, 2006 9:15 PM
Too far? I've soiled minks that cost more than this gentleman's phone bill.
Posted by: Guvna at April 13, 2006 9:51 PM
Man. I think me and the little lady should plan a little trip down to the Isle of Palms. I've never been in the company of minksoilers before.
Posted by: AUA at April 13, 2006 10:02 PM
Chase - that gentleman was on our 'basic' plan. He gets to use the numbers 2-4, and 7-9 for a flat rate. It was his useage of the numbers 1,5,6, and 0 that ran his bill so high.
Posted by: Phil at April 13, 2006 10:30 PM
I wonder what it costs to use the # and * keys.
Posted by: Steve Skalish at April 14, 2006 12:15 PM
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