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April 18, 2006
What condition Kenny's condition is in
This issue hit the newsstands this week, and we felt that it would be best if you heard it from us first.
We do not know who this "anonymous" source is, but we want everyone to know that the Playaz feel that there is nothing wrong with the way Kenny looks. Yes, Kenny has said he is not happy with some eye-work he had done, and we are looking into the situation, but that is all we are going to say on the matter.
Posted by Phil at April 18, 2006 8:23 PM
Comments
Well now Nicole and Kenny have the same thing in common - an inability to furrow one's brow.
Posted by: VP of Dior at April 18, 2006 8:39 PM
Did he have laser vision correction?
Posted by: Buggy at April 18, 2006 9:10 PM
He needs ruffles to go with that new look. Smoking jacket too.
Posted by: kob at April 18, 2006 10:40 PM
Cracking up at VP's comment.... very true.
Posted by: sparkles anon at April 19, 2006 8:19 AM
I find this both sad and frightening. Kenny Rogers used to be totally hot. Now he looks like he should be married to Liza Minelli.
Saidah
Posted by: Saidah at April 19, 2006 11:56 AM
I thought you guys controlled the media. What gives?
Posted by: Steve Skalish at April 19, 2006 12:30 PM
Steve - I hope you don't consider People magazine real 'media'. It is a gossip rag. We know the CEO of Time/Warner and it will be dealt with accordingly.
Also, we must find out who this 'anonymous source' is...
Posted by: Phil at April 19, 2006 12:49 PM
Yes, Kenny "said" he was unhappy with some eye work...probably because it now appears that it is physically impossible for him to SHOW sadness-what with his eyelids stapled to the crown of his head and everything.
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