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April 20, 2006
Playaz, we can rebuild him
We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic country singer. Kenny will be that man. Better than he was before. Better. Stronger. Faster.
Posted by Phil at April 20, 2006 9:07 AM
Comments
Will you only focus on the real man or will you make bunches of THESE in the process?
Posted by: Law-Rah at April 20, 2006 10:31 AM
It is tempting to build an 'army' of Kennys, but we are working on the one and only.
We are giving him a telescopic eye, a bionic right arm, and bionic legs. He will be able to run 60 mph.
Posted by: Phil at April 20, 2006 10:37 AM
I think it would also be very cool if you give him the ability to dispense champagne from his right arm at will. That would be great at Playaz Ball.
Posted by: Steve Skalish at April 20, 2006 1:15 PM
Please, please, PLEASE do something about his eyes while you're at it...(other than the bionic part, that is.)
Posted by: WOA at April 20, 2006 2:09 PM
WOA - we are more concerned with his missing chest-hair than anything.
Posted by: Phil at April 20, 2006 2:51 PM
And then he can live out his lifelong dream of performing on American Idol...
...oh wait...
Posted by: Asian Mistress at April 20, 2006 4:34 PM
He kinda reminds me of Santy Claus.
Posted by: Buggy at April 21, 2006 10:48 AM
~~Don't look at my eyes,
Cause that's where I keep
The tears that I can't shed.
If you just go, I'll be alright
'Though the Botox is tight
And I'll even smile
As we say our good-byes,
Just don't look at my eyes.~~
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