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April 28, 2006
Bon prepares delicious 'Black Bear' feast in celebration of Playaz Ball anniversary
Bon captured a black bear in Woodstock, Georgia with his custom-made trap and nothing more than a can of sardines, to be slaughtered and served in a celebration feast to honor "playazball.com"'s one year anniversary.
Bon went all out to please guests with samplings of some of the rarest animals on earth. So rare, in fact, that those animals are now extinct thanks to the party we had.
Some of the delectables at this blowout bash included:
Antillean cave rat
Arabian gazelle
Aurochs
Barbados raccoon
Barbados rice-rat
Barbuda rice-rat
Barbuda rice-rat
Basalt plains mouse
Bavarian pine vole
Big-eared hopping mouse
Black-footed ferret
Bluebuck
Blunt-toothed mouse
Brazilian three-banded armadillo
Broad-faced potoroo
Buhler's rat
Bulldog rat
Canary mouse
Cayman Brac hutia
Cayman Brac nesophont
Cayman hutia
Central hare-wallaby
Central rock rat
Columbian hutia
Corozal rat
Corsican shrew
Crescent nailtail
Cuban spider monkey
Curaçao giant rice rat
Curaçao sloth
Curio's giant rat
Dark flying fox
Darling Downs hopping mouse
Darwin's Galapagos mouse
Desert bandicoot
Desert rat-kangaroo
Dusky flying fox
Eastern hare-wallaby
Emperor rat
Falkland Islands dog
Fernandina Galapagos mouse
Field's mouse
Flat-headed myotis
Flores cave rat
Flores long-nosed rat
Florida naked-tailed rat
Giant deer mouse
Goliath white-toothed shrew
Grand Cayman hutia
Atlantic gray whale
Great hopping mouse
Great key mouse
Grooved-toothed forest mouse
Guadalcanal rat
Guam flying fox
Gulf of California woodrat
Gull Island vole
Hairy-eared dwarf lemur
Haitian edible rat
Hensel's field mouse
Ilin bushy-tailed cloud rat
Imposter hutia
Indefatigable Galapagos mouse
Insular cave rat
Jamaica rice-rat
Jamaican monkey
Jamaican pallid flower bat
Large Corsican field vole
Large funnel-eared bat
Large ghost faced bat
Large Palau flying fox
Large sloth lemur
Large-eared tenrec
Lava mouse
Lemke's hutia
Lesser bilby
Lesser Cuban nesophont
Lesser stick-nest rat
Lesser yellow bat
Long-tailed hopping mouse
long-nosed potoroo
Lord Howe Island bat
Maclear's rat
Madagascan pygmy hippopotamus; common Malagasy hippo
Malagasy dwarf hippopotamus
Marcano's solenodon
Marianas flying fox
Martinique giant rice-rat
Miller's myotis
Montane hutia
Mummy shrew
Negros naked-backed fruit bat
Nelson's rice-rat
Nendo tube-nosed fruit bat
New Guinea big-eared bat
New Zealand greater short-tailed bat
Old fig-eating bat
Omilteme cottontail
Oriente cave rat
Osborn's key mouse
Pemberton's deer mouse
Philippine fruit bat
Pigfooted bandicoot
Poey's pallid flower bat
Pristine mustached bat
Przewalski's horse
Puerto Rican flower bat
Puerto Rican hutia
Puerto Rican plate-toothed mouse
Puerto Rican sloth
Queen of Sheba's gazelle
Rabida Galapagos mouse
Red fruit bat
Red gazelle
Red hairy-tailed bat
Santiago Galapagos Mouse
Sardinian pika
Saudi gazelle
Schomburgk's deer
Sea mink
Short-horned water buffalo
Short-tailed hopping mouse
Small key mouse
Southeastern pocket gopher
St. Lucia giant rice-rat
St. Vincent pygmy rice-rat
Standing's hippo
Steller's sea cow
Sturdee's Bonin pipistrelle
Swan Island hutia
Tanzania woolly bat
Tasmanian bettong
Thylacine; Tasmanian wolf
Toolache wallaby
Torre's cave rat
Tretretretre
Verhoeven's giant tree rat
Vespucci's rat
Victorious nesophont
Vietnam warty pig
West Indian monk seal
West Indian porcupine
Western Cuban nesophont
Western palm squirrel
and
White-footed rabbit-rat
Mmm, mm!! Thanks, Bon!
2:55 pm Update: Bon back at work
Posted by Phil at April 28, 2006 10:05 AM
Comments
At.A.Loss.For.Words. And no longer hungry. Mummy shrew? Really?
Posted by: Law-Rah at April 28, 2006 10:08 AM
You had Barbuda rice-rat twice on the list?
You must like Barbuda rice-rat.
Posted by: Steve Skalish at April 28, 2006 11:48 AM
So nice, we cooked it twice.
Posted by: Phil at April 28, 2006 12:56 PM
I can't believe I keep missing these special events! Any plans for a Northern Ireland banquet? Surely Bon can find something he hates and longs to destroy on the Emerald Isle?
Posted by: WOA at April 28, 2006 2:16 PM
Let's not confuse my killing as "hatred". I am merely protecting my fellow citizens from aggresive, vicious, threatening animals, and yet finding a good use for their m-e-a-t as well. I actually think of myself more as a protector, and a sportsman who does not like to waste his kill. Instead Kenny and I serve it up at our restaurant. You should see the proud look on my fellow Playaz faces when they stop by and I serve them up some Pristine mustached bat haunches.
Posted by: Bon at April 28, 2006 3:04 PM
WHAT?! I'm sure you didn't mean to leave out the barbecued nutria. I am deeply disappointed. Other than that oversight, the menu looks frighteningly similar to that of my last family reunion.
Posted by: Saidah at April 28, 2006 3:10 PM
To quote Rachael Ray: "Yummo." Looks good!
And to answer your question, Bon, I'm sure your beloved Braves will win the division yet again. Have no fear, the Mets will soon burn out and return to their craptastic ways, despite all the money they spent (kind of like the Yankees do every year since 2001).
Posted by: dcsportschick at April 28, 2006 4:18 PM
I am sad to see that this feast stayed so far away from Canadian delicacies like otter, moose and caribou...(we don't eat beaver - that would be like an indian eating cow)
Posted by: DC_Cookie at April 28, 2006 4:21 PM
I eat beaver.
El Guapo
Posted by: elguapodc at April 28, 2006 7:13 PM
Yes, that is both a strange and sad custom of the Canadians, El Guapo.
Posted by: Phil at April 28, 2006 9:02 PM
Holy Shit.
If I am invited, I'll just be drinking beer.
Posted by: Buggy at April 28, 2006 10:43 PM
You guys are the 32645 best, thanks so much for the help.
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