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April 28, 2006

Bon prepares delicious 'Black Bear' feast in celebration of Playaz Ball anniversary

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Bon captured a black bear in Woodstock, Georgia with his custom-made trap and nothing more than a can of sardines, to be slaughtered and served in a celebration feast to honor "playazball.com"'s one year anniversary.

Bon went all out to please guests with samplings of some of the rarest animals on earth. So rare, in fact, that those animals are now extinct thanks to the party we had.

Some of the delectables at this blowout bash included:

Antillean cave rat

Arabian gazelle

Aurochs

Barbados raccoon

Barbados rice-rat

Barbuda rice-rat

Barbuda rice-rat

Basalt plains mouse

Bavarian pine vole

Big-eared hopping mouse

Black-footed ferret

Bluebuck

Blunt-toothed mouse

Brazilian three-banded armadillo

Broad-faced potoroo

Buhler's rat

Bulldog rat

Canary mouse

Cayman Brac hutia

Cayman Brac nesophont

Cayman hutia

Central hare-wallaby

Central rock rat

Columbian hutia

Corozal rat

Corsican shrew

Crescent nailtail

Cuban spider monkey

Curaçao giant rice rat

Curaçao sloth

Curio's giant rat

Dark flying fox

Darling Downs hopping mouse

Darwin's Galapagos mouse

Desert bandicoot

Desert rat-kangaroo

Dusky flying fox

Eastern hare-wallaby

Emperor rat

Falkland Islands dog

Fernandina Galapagos mouse

Field's mouse

Flat-headed myotis

Flores cave rat

Flores long-nosed rat

Florida naked-tailed rat

Giant deer mouse

Goliath white-toothed shrew

Grand Cayman hutia

Atlantic gray whale

Great hopping mouse

Great key mouse

Grooved-toothed forest mouse

Guadalcanal rat

Guam flying fox

Gulf of California woodrat

Gull Island vole

Hairy-eared dwarf lemur

Haitian edible rat

Hensel's field mouse

Ilin bushy-tailed cloud rat

Imposter hutia

Indefatigable Galapagos mouse

Insular cave rat

Jamaica rice-rat

Jamaican monkey

Jamaican pallid flower bat

Large Corsican field vole

Large funnel-eared bat

Large ghost faced bat

Large Palau flying fox

Large sloth lemur

Large-eared tenrec

Lava mouse

Lemke's hutia

Lesser bilby

Lesser Cuban nesophont

Lesser stick-nest rat

Lesser yellow bat

Long-tailed hopping mouse

long-nosed potoroo

Lord Howe Island bat

Maclear's rat

Madagascan pygmy hippopotamus; common Malagasy hippo

Malagasy dwarf hippopotamus

Marcano's solenodon

Marianas flying fox

Martinique giant rice-rat

Miller's myotis

Montane hutia

Mummy shrew

Negros naked-backed fruit bat

Nelson's rice-rat

Nendo tube-nosed fruit bat

New Guinea big-eared bat

New Zealand greater short-tailed bat

Old fig-eating bat

Omilteme cottontail

Oriente cave rat

Osborn's key mouse

Pemberton's deer mouse

Philippine fruit bat

Pigfooted bandicoot

Poey's pallid flower bat

Pristine mustached bat

Przewalski's horse

Puerto Rican flower bat

Puerto Rican hutia

Puerto Rican plate-toothed mouse

Puerto Rican sloth

Queen of Sheba's gazelle

Rabida Galapagos mouse

Red fruit bat

Red gazelle

Red hairy-tailed bat

Santiago Galapagos Mouse

Sardinian pika

Saudi gazelle

Schomburgk's deer

Sea mink

Short-horned water buffalo

Short-tailed hopping mouse

Small key mouse

Southeastern pocket gopher

St. Lucia giant rice-rat

St. Vincent pygmy rice-rat

Standing's hippo

Steller's sea cow

Sturdee's Bonin pipistrelle

Swan Island hutia

Tanzania woolly bat

Tasmanian bettong

Thylacine; Tasmanian wolf

Toolache wallaby

Torre's cave rat

Tretretretre

Verhoeven's giant tree rat

Vespucci's rat

Victorious nesophont

Vietnam warty pig

West Indian monk seal

West Indian porcupine

Western Cuban nesophont

Western palm squirrel
and
White-footed rabbit-rat

Mmm, mm!! Thanks, Bon!

2:55 pm Update: Bon back at work




Posted by Phil at April 28, 2006 10:05 AM