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May 2, 2006

The Playaz guide to a healthy diet

Many people ask us, "Playaz, how do you stay so fit, trim, and healthy in appearance?"

The answer is, we eat a specially planned and balanced diet. No, not the daily recommendations given to you by the Food & Drug Administration. I'm talking about a regimented Playaz Diet, guided by our very own Food Pyramid. Take a look:

We find that this diet helps keep the Playaz going around the clock. Whatever calories are built up from the delicious cheetos and doughnuts are soon burned off by the mini-whites and cocaine. And, you will note that the Playaz recommend a liberal scattering of comet dust throughout your day.

Why risk eating vegetables that only put you at risk to the pesticides farmers use? And the cheetos will provide you with all the 'dairy' you need.

So please, stay healthy, America. The Playaz' way.

Posted by Phil at May 2, 2006 8:59 AM