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May 10, 2006

I declare myself head of C.I.A.

Tuesday I declared to President Bush that I would become the new head of the CIA.

After a phone call to the President, I convinced the White House to drop Gen. Michael Hayden as their choice and instead named myself to run the agency.

We gave President Bush and his staff a tour of our Threat Operations Center at our Headquarters in the Isle Of Palms, South Carolina.

Kenny Rogers shows President Bush all the latest in Playaz' technology

It is here that the Playaz handle situations that require our utmost attention, such as when Bon murders a celebrity, Tac attempts to smuggle comet dust inside a cat, or like this past winter when we covertly cancelled NBC sitcom Joey.

We are well equipped to handle any national crisis, as we have demonstrated time and time again.

I look forward to serving our country in this capacity. We have already been listening to your phone conversations, so we might as well do it in an "official" capacity.

Posted by Phil at May 10, 2006 8:25 AM