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May 19, 2006
Bear eats monkey at zoo, Bon eats bear
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - A bear killed and devoured a monkey at a Dutch zoo before horrified onlookers, who then became even more horrified to see Bon eating the bear.
The bear chased the monkey, a macaque, onto a wooden structure where it mauled the monkey to death. Shortly thereafter as the bear began to consume the macaque, Bon suddenly appeared and began to consume the bear.
"The habitats here in the safari park are arranged in such a way that one animal almost never kills another. And even more remote does a man leap out from seemingly nowhere and begin to eat an animal who is eating another animal," a statement read that was released by park officials. "But, after all, they are wild animals. And, of course...'Bon'.." the statement added, alluding to the fact that the zoo knew Bon, and that this type of incident may have happened before.
The park said it plans to move the monkeys to another part of the park, away from the black sloth bear, and to ban Bon from visiting the park altogether.
Posted by Phil at May 19, 2006 9:02 AM
Comments
I can totally see this from Bon's perspective. The bear just looks irresistably delicious.
Posted by: Natalie at May 19, 2006 9:49 AM
Why in the world would they ban Bon for doing what Bon does best? (That sentence doesn't really mean anything...I just liked the way it sounded in my head.)
Posted by: WOA at May 19, 2006 10:20 AM
Everyone knows Bon is at the top of the foodchain. The bear must not have gotten the memo.
Posted by: Saidah at May 19, 2006 11:04 AM
There's only one thing that bothers me.
He ate it raw? I mean, couldn't he have trapped the bear, took it to his kitchen, and whipped up a nice recipe?
Posted by: Steve Skalish at May 19, 2006 11:34 AM
He has to taste the goods before he can serve them at Kenny and Bon's...
Speaking of which, did he also get a hint of macaque on his palate? That might make a good menu item as well.
Posted by: DC_Cookie at May 19, 2006 12:04 PM
Bon, stay away from Karl Rove after I frog march his ass!
Posted by: Patrick J. Fitzgerald at May 19, 2006 12:50 PM
Thanks to the Playaz jet I can be at the Netherlands zoo eating a bear, and then back at HQ in time for bed.
Cookie is right, I was merely sampling the goods. Kind of a bear sushi dish that I have in mind in the future
Posted by: Bon at May 19, 2006 3:25 PM
I think Saidah put it perfectly.
Posted by: Phil at May 19, 2006 3:46 PM
This is more like it. I have a good recipe for Bear Bourguignon.
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