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May 24, 2006

Playaz fight for right to untamed bush

Playaz' attorney Wayne along with Larry Holmes staged a rally yesterday, protesting for the Playaz' right to untamed shrubbery growth.

Currently, the Playaz are facing a civil lawsuit and a letter of reprimand from city authorities, both separate matters and both pertaining to unkempt bush.

The lawsuit stems from Playaz Headquarters, where it contends the Playaz' bush should be trimmed and it's growth managed. According to the lawsuit, our bush is said to "block the circulation of ocean breezes" and prevents the plaintiff from viewing the scenery that is otherwise obscured by our bush.

The letter of reprimand relates to the Guv'na's palatial estate in Georgia. The city has accused Guv'na of having an "impenetrable bush", and it is keeping the water meter reader from penetrating the bush to gain access to the meter.

Photo of The Guv'na's unkempt bush, which Guv'na contends it should be quite easy for a meter reader to penetrate

"I have never pruned or trimmed my bush before and do not feel I have to now," Guv'na states. "It is all natural and has been that way since I came to own it," he added.

Guv'na claims he will ask Wayne to file a suit against the city citing civil rights violations. When asked to site examples of such violations, Guv'na would only say "I bid you good day, sir."

* Phil's note: You think this is a joke, but it is not.

Posted by Phil at May 24, 2006 12:31 PM