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May 30, 2006
Playaz replace water supply with delicious Sunny Delight
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This weekend, we decided to replace the earth's water system with deliciously refreshing Sunny Delight.
With the turn of a valve, we dumped millions of gallons into area streams, rivers, lakes, and tributaries of the fruit flavored beverage that will alter the hydrologic cycle. Soon, the Sunny D will evaporate into the air forming tangy, vitamin C filled clouds that will rain down Sunny Delight eventually replacing what we know now as "water". Imagine...you will have "Sunny D" running through your taps!
We feel that water is rather bland tasting, and decided to utilize our extensive resources to dump Sunny D into area reservoirs and water systems to the delight of billions of people across the globe (along with a nice kick-back from the Sunny Delight Beverage Corporation :)).
Here is what the new water cycle will look like:
So enjoy a refreshing summer - expect fall and winter months to feature "Baja", and for spring, "Intense Sport" flavors!
Posted by Phil at May 30, 2006 9:05 AM
Comments
I hope that Sunny D includes a healthy dose of gin. Why else would I want to drink anything with vitamin C?
Posted by: Saidah at May 30, 2006 9:21 AM
I suspect you have plenty of gin lying around.
But now, you can shower in the mixer!
Posted by: Phil at May 30, 2006 9:25 AM
We feel this will help wipe out that most ruthless of modern day ailments, scurvy. You're welcome.
Posted by: Wayne at May 30, 2006 9:28 AM
No! I want the purple stuff!
Posted by: I-66 at May 30, 2006 10:53 AM
In some of my more abstract moments, I've wondered what it would be like if Willy Wonka caved in to the pressures of lobbyists from the Florida Orange Growers Association.
Now I know.
I appreciate the initiative, Phil, but I question the long term planning. Specifically, the fact that the Sunny-D's gonna go so bad so soon that by 5:oo the whole planet's gonna smell like piss. Way to go, Phil. Way to go.
Posted by: Travis at May 30, 2006 1:01 PM
Travis - we'll float some glaciers down to keep it cool. When they melt, we'll be long gone. It'll be our kids problem then.
Posted by: Phil at May 31, 2006 9:09 AM
It does look like a bunch of 5 year old kids just pissed in the kiddie pool.
Posted by: Steve Skalish at May 31, 2006 9:34 AM
but what will happen to the coral reef? will it be replaced by huge deposits of calcified vitamin c and asorbic acid???
Posted by: VP of Dior at May 31, 2006 12:54 PM
It will become one giant Flintstone vitamin.
Posted by: Phil at May 31, 2006 1:15 PM
Hooray for golden showers!
Posted by: DC Sports Chick at May 31, 2006 5:35 PM
Um, could you make it sugar-free Sunny D? With Splenda? Thanks!
Posted by: restaurant gal at May 31, 2006 9:07 PM
Wow. I've worried so long and for no reason. Thank you Playaz! Sunny D. MMMMMMM. Life is good!
Posted by: WOA at June 2, 2006 6:38 PM
Dang yew. Ah musta flushed mah toilet a million times a fore Ah red this!
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