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May 30, 2006

Playaz replace water supply with delicious Sunny Delight

5/31: Our servers/comments were down most of yesterday, but are back up and running today. Sorry for the inconvenience.

This weekend, we decided to replace the earth's water system with deliciously refreshing Sunny Delight.

With the turn of a valve, we dumped millions of gallons into area streams, rivers, lakes, and tributaries of the fruit flavored beverage that will alter the hydrologic cycle. Soon, the Sunny D will evaporate into the air forming tangy, vitamin C filled clouds that will rain down Sunny Delight eventually replacing what we know now as "water". Imagine...you will have "Sunny D" running through your taps!

We feel that water is rather bland tasting, and decided to utilize our extensive resources to dump Sunny D into area reservoirs and water systems to the delight of billions of people across the globe (along with a nice kick-back from the Sunny Delight Beverage Corporation :)).

Here is what the new water cycle will look like:

So enjoy a refreshing summer - expect fall and winter months to feature "Baja", and for spring, "Intense Sport" flavors!

Posted by Phil at May 30, 2006 9:05 AM