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May 31, 2006
Tac administers comet dust-laced shake to Pat Robertson, giving him 'strength of a full-grown Clydesdale'
Tac proclaims comet dust gave "700 Club" host Pat Robertson the strength of a raging Clydesdale horse capable of leg pressing 2,000 lbs.
A magic shake, containing protein, flaxseed oil, and enough comet dust to cause a 73 year old man to smash through a brick wall, gave Robertson the strength to achieve the age-defying feat.
Tac has cured Wilford Brimley of diabetes with comet dust. Comet dust was also involved in the tragic death of Don Knotts.
Posted by Phil at May 31, 2006 2:36 PM
Comments
I'm so glad Wilford Brimley's all better now. He can finally stop complaining about how inconvenient his "diabeTISS" is in those damn TV commercials- he has to go down to the drugstore, wait in line...what a whiner.
Posted by: DC Sports Chick at May 31, 2006 5:36 PM
You are forgetting, DCSC. Thanks to Liberty, he does not have to wait in those lines at the store. Liberty brings you all your dyabeetus supplies, at no charge.
Posted by: Bon at May 31, 2006 7:39 PM
Oh, is THAT what the ad is for? I never hear that part, just the whining.
Posted by: DC Sports Chick at May 31, 2006 9:03 PM
I was wondering why there was white dust under Pat's nose during the last 700 Club broadcast.
Posted by: Saidah at June 1, 2006 10:27 AM
Pat Robertson is an evil man who does not deserve comet dust. But that is just my opinion.
Posted by: Steve Skalish at June 1, 2006 1:29 PM
Fret not Steve. I'm sure with his newfound energy he will immediately seek the company of a hooker, thus bringing down his nutjob empire.
Posted by: Saidah at June 2, 2006 10:13 AM
Did the President of Venezuela hear about this?
Posted by: DC_Cookie at June 2, 2006 2:10 PM
Shhhhh...
Posted by: Phil at June 2, 2006 2:18 PM
Why, oh why, did you give this man Comet Dust??? Can't we all just get along and by 'all' I mean 'sane' people? (and why did it kill a good, kind-hearted man like Don but give a complete jerk wad like Pat super-human strength?... there is no God...)
Posted by: WOA at June 2, 2006 6:46 PM
Posted by: Phil at June 3, 2006 8:36 AM