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June 9, 2006
Playaz infiltrate lair of Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi; ordered U.S. strike
Over the past two weeks, the Playaz managed to successfully infiltrate the tight knit circle of Iraqi al Qaeda leader Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi. Once they gained Al-Zarqawi's trust, the Playaz ordered the U.S. Command base to strike, which resulted in the death of Al-Zarqawi and his minions.
The streets erupted in celebration hailing the Playaz, with the Playaz themselves joining in on the celebratory gunfire. The resulting celebrations only killed 3 by-standers with the stray bullets that fell from the sky.
Yesterday, Bon was in Washington to present photos of the deceased Al-Zarqawi.
Bon had taken the photo to The Great Frame Up®, where he selected a tasteful gold frame for the display.
Posted by Phil at June 9, 2006 1:43 PM
Comments
Thank you for your patriotic work.
Thank Michael's Frames for us as well.
Posted by: Jinxy at June 9, 2006 4:16 PM
He should be keeping pretty good company in hell about now.
Posted by: Bon at June 9, 2006 4:31 PM
Indeed, Bon. Perhaps Cookie will reveal that list fairly soon.
Posted by: Phil at June 9, 2006 4:45 PM
Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi went to sleep at 1min 37sec of round one due to a triangle choke and a 500lb bomb.
Posted by: Tac at June 9, 2006 7:04 PM
Very nice touch on the framing double entendre.
Posted by: Johnny Gun Smoke at June 10, 2006 10:55 AM
I don't know what has me laughing the most: the little white Kangol or the pipe....and the Playaz Ball flag...those kids know a good thing when they see it.
Posted by: Washington Cube at June 10, 2006 5:59 PM
I knew as soon as I read the news story that the Playaz were behind the attack.
Great work! :)
Posted by: Buggy at June 10, 2006 6:44 PM
Thanks Buggy. Since we are right wingers, we felt it was the least we could do to try and help the President with those hideous poll numbers.
Posted by: Bon at June 10, 2006 9:22 PM
Cube - there was no way Zarqawi would have known it was us. We had on masks!
Posted by: Phil at June 10, 2006 10:46 PM
And I will tell you what else was odd. He never caught on to our lack of knowledge of the Quran. Every time he would ask us a question regarding the book, we would steer the conversation back to Kenny Rogers or Larry Holmes, and the tactic seemed to work in distracting him. I guess psychological warfare is another specialty of ours.
Posted by: Bon at June 11, 2006 8:18 AM
This was good practice for the Playaz and perfectly executed, I might add.
Any estimates on getting Bin Laden? (I'm not doubting your skills... I just want to get an edge at the bookies...)
Posted by: WOA at June 11, 2006 4:42 PM
In due time...we want to cut the "legs" out from under Bin Laden first. More on this Monday..
Posted by: Phil at June 11, 2006 4:47 PM
Instead of helping Bush's poll numbers, could you give him actual brains instead?
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