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June 12, 2006
Playaz continue their war on terror; set their sights on Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Despite our successful mission that resulted in the death of Iraqi al Qaeda leader Al-Zarqawi, the Playaz are not resting.
Just because one prominent extremist is dead, that does not mean there won't be others to follow in his footsteps.
That's why the Playaz have vowed to take down the person we suspect is next in line for the throne of terror - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Yes, it may suprise you to hear that, as Jabbar is a beloved NBA legend who once held the career scoring record and won multiple world championships with the Los Angeles Lakers.
But did you know that "Kareem Abdul-Jabbar" is a muslim name? That it was once "Lew Alcindor" before he changed it? Therefore, we must assume "Kareem" is a terrorist...a "sleeper" who toiled silently in the NBA for 20 years with the Lakers and Milwaukee Bucks, biding his time until it was his turn to lead.
But fear not - we have battled Kareem before, and we will do it again. Only this time, he won't live to tell the tale.
We also have our eye on Muhammad Ali.
Posted by Phil at June 12, 2006 9:10 AM
Comments
My grandparents encountered Kareem A.J. in an elevator once, and he was incredibly rude. Definitely a shady character... Tap his phones.
Posted by: DC_Cookie at June 12, 2006 12:06 PM
I think you should take him down simply because he was soft in the paint and lived off of a hook shot that made him look like a pussy.
Posted by: Steve Skalish at June 12, 2006 1:12 PM
The name Jabbar is too close to Jar Jar for my liking.
Get him.
Posted by: WOA at June 12, 2006 2:25 PM
LISTEN STEVE! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I was out there busting my buns every night. Let's see you drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!
Posted by: Kareem at June 12, 2006 2:34 PM
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Posted by: Wayne at June 12, 2006 3:17 PM
What's your vector, Victor? Roger!
HUH?
Posted by: Steve Skalish at June 12, 2006 3:23 PM
Surely, you must be joking...
Posted by: WOA at June 12, 2006 3:23 PM
stop calling me Shirley!
Posted by: Anonymous at June 12, 2006 3:25 PM
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING??!!
DO YOU WANT THE TERRORISTS TO WIN? THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT!!1!
Posted by: Phil at June 12, 2006 3:29 PM
Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Phil?
Posted by: Ceiling Cat at June 12, 2006 3:36 PM
For the last time, leave me in peace, Ceiling Cat!!
Posted by: Phil at June 12, 2006 3:46 PM
I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
OK, I just got a judge to sign a restraining order. No more "Aiplane!" references or you will face contempt of court.
Posted by: Wayne at June 12, 2006 4:25 PM
"Cream?" "No thank you. I take it black, like my men." :x
Posted by: Washington Cube at June 12, 2006 5:12 PM
Hey, you know what they say... See a Cube, to get that booty yak 'em.
Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em!
Posted by: The Jive Guys at June 12, 2006 6:26 PM
Cut me some slack, jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don' git no help. Jive ass dude don' got no brains anyhow!
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is it safe to assume the NBA hall of fame is a cover for a sleeper cell?? i know james neysmith had some sinister motive...
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