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June 12, 2006

Playaz continue their war on terror; set their sights on Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Despite our successful mission that resulted in the death of Iraqi al Qaeda leader Al-Zarqawi, the Playaz are not resting.

Just because one prominent extremist is dead, that does not mean there won't be others to follow in his footsteps.

That's why the Playaz have vowed to take down the person we suspect is next in line for the throne of terror - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Yes, it may suprise you to hear that, as Jabbar is a beloved NBA legend who once held the career scoring record and won multiple world championships with the Los Angeles Lakers.

But did you know that "Kareem Abdul-Jabbar" is a muslim name? That it was once "Lew Alcindor" before he changed it? Therefore, we must assume "Kareem" is a terrorist...a "sleeper" who toiled silently in the NBA for 20 years with the Lakers and Milwaukee Bucks, biding his time until it was his turn to lead.

But fear not - we have battled Kareem before, and we will do it again. Only this time, he won't live to tell the tale.

We also have our eye on Muhammad Ali.

Posted by Phil at June 12, 2006 9:10 AM