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June 13, 2006
Pitt and Jolie thank Playaz publicly for assistance in birth of their child
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for the first time publicly thanked the Playaz for their assistance in the delivery of their daughter Shiloh in Namibia, Africa.
Tac, an amateur ob/gyn, lead the Playa-delivery team, where Angelina delivered baby Shiloh on May 27th. Guv'na coached Angelina through the labor, and Bon was on hand to cut the umbilical cord.
"We would like to deeply thank the Playaz for all their kindness and commitment in assuring the successful birth of our daughter," Pitt and Jolie said. Jolie also provided another bit of news. Says her friend: "She said she wants the Playaz to deliver her child as well."
Pitt, Jolie and the Playaz sold the "official" photos of their baby to People magazine and granted them an interview as well.
When asked to comment on any upcoming wedding bells, Pitt and Jolie were quoted as saying "we don't have any dates set just yet, but we do know Wayne will handle our eventual divorce."
Posted by Phil at June 13, 2006 9:40 AM
Comments
I love how Angelina looks like a midget in the labor pic. But you do know she had a c-section, right? Just sayin!
Posted by: Velvet at June 13, 2006 10:09 AM
Yes we know.
Why do you ask?
Posted by: Phil at June 13, 2006 10:21 AM
That first picture is highly disturbing. What exactly is that bleach-blonde lady grabbing for??
Posted by: sparkles anon at June 13, 2006 10:29 AM
Were you also on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Are any of you consoling poor Jen?
Posted by: DC_Cookie at June 13, 2006 10:38 AM
Cookie,
Trust me, Jen has been consoled, and consoled, and consoled.
Posted by: Wayne at June 13, 2006 11:02 AM
5x
Posted by: Phil at June 13, 2006 11:08 AM
That is too funny... and I love the Guvna's hairy legs in that picture.
Posted by: Siryn at June 13, 2006 11:29 AM
How much does assistance with birth cost in the Playaz business model?
Posted by: Steve Skalish at June 13, 2006 1:40 PM
Do they make Kangol hats for 1 week old messiah-like children such as Shiloh??
Posted by: VP of Dior at June 13, 2006 3:03 PM
I think everyone is missing the point that Bragelina named their child Shiloh after a superb Neil Diamond song.
Posted by: WOA at June 13, 2006 3:19 PM
Actually Steve, the photos, since we were in them, was a more highly profitable venture for us. As for the birth, Wayne did our negotiating for us, and I believe the amount was to remain undisclosed.
Posted by: Bon at June 13, 2006 3:27 PM
Correct, Bon. The amount is confidential, although there is a reason why Brad and Angelina can now only afford to live in a tent in Africa. They decided they were willing to pay the price to have the Playaz' assitance and association.
Posted by: Wayne at June 13, 2006 5:17 PM
You can't fool me...Shiloh has your eyes...
Posted by: DC Sports Chick at June 13, 2006 9:33 PM
No comment regarding an alleged moment of passion, although I find Angelina less than appealing and dirty. Now Jennifer, on the other hand ....
Posted by: Wayne at June 13, 2006 10:54 PM
Posted by: yellow@gmail.com at May 1, 2007 2:38 AM
YOU PPL HAVE SERIOUSE PROBLEM EVERYON
E KNOWS ANJELINA HAD C-SECTION U R DISGUSTING AND I WISH U ALL BURN IN HELL!!!
P.S. WHAT THE HELL R U DOING TO HER RAPING HER OR SMTHIN? I HOPE ANGELINA AND BRAD SUE U !!!!
Posted by: jawaher at June 17, 2008 5:58 PM
Not a chance, jawaher.
And yes, we know she had a C-Section. What does that have to do with anything?...oh, you thought the picture....no, I believe you're confused as to what's going on there...
Posted by: Phil at August 4, 2008 4:52 PM