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June 20, 2006
Bridgeport, Conn. Mayor expected to play pivotal role in Playaz Ball '06
At an impromptu press conference held today, Wayne told reporters that Bridgeport, Connecticut Mayor John Fabrizi would play a pivotal role in this year's Playaz Ball.
"Mayor Fabrizi has long been a friend of the Playaz, and we hope he will once again lend us his expertise in planning this year's Playaz Ball," Wayne stated.
"Bridgeport is a town roughly equivalent in size to that of Charleston, where Playaz Ball is held each year. His abilities to successfully navigate the streets of such a town while maintaining a high profile, and pinpointing the locations of the best narcotics possible are unparalleled."
At last year's Playaz Ball, Fabrizi helped "keep the party rolling all night long, and not stop until the break of dawn," Wayne added.
Posted by Phil at June 20, 2006 2:22 PM
Comments
Whew! Until I read the article, I thought the Mayor might bail out on us, but it looks like he has retained his senses and plans on partying with us again this year.
Posted by: Bon at June 20, 2006 2:27 PM
well this certainly is good PR for the playaz. you might need someone to start handling "public affairs."
Posted by: VP of Dior at June 20, 2006 2:37 PM
Mayors always know the best places to get drugs and stuff.
Posted by: Steve Skalish at June 20, 2006 4:00 PM
Hey, I grew up near Bridgeport. I remember a time when all you could get by driving in Bridgeport was shot or carjacked, or both. I'm SO glad the Playaz have singlehandedly (well, okay, all 5 of you) cleaned that town up. Good work!
Posted by: Velvet at June 20, 2006 10:53 PM
I would've said he'd be a fun guy to party with, but then apparently he was crying like a schoolboy when talking about his "problem."
Posted by: AUA at June 21, 2006 6:52 PM
I believe he was slightly misquoted.
He was crying because his "problem" was that he had not done drugs since a year ago.
Posted by: Phil at June 21, 2006 8:33 PM