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June 28, 2006
Playaz to deploy Larry Holmes as 'Human Cannonball' against North Korean missiles
Sounds like Kim Jong-Il is not living up to his end of the bargain any longer.
The U.S. has summoned the Playaz for assistance once again. And once again, we have a solution:
Posted by Phil at June 28, 2006 8:55 AM
Comments
Is it just me, or does anyone else notice the conspicuous lack of a parachute for Larry?
I mean, are the demands for fine Playa fabrics so high that a meager few yards of silk can't be designated for Larry's safety?
I'm just sayin'...
Posted by: Hammer at June 28, 2006 10:59 AM
We would not leave Larry hanging like that - of course we will rest a mattress in the area we expect Larry to fall from.
Posted by: Phil at June 28, 2006 12:16 PM
"assuming Larry is not killed instantly from the blast"
Come on, that's Larry Holmes you are talking about. Simple cannon blasts can not destroy him. You know that.
Posted by: Steve Skalish at June 28, 2006 12:45 PM
Of course I know that a little "Willie Pete" isn't going to do anything to our Larry. You are right about that Steve - unfortunately, our insurance liability carriers insist we incorporate that language into our presentation as we have lost greats like Max Schmelling, Sugar Ray Robinson, and Rocky Marciano in previous tests conducted regarding firing people out of a missile launcher.
Posted by: Phil at June 28, 2006 1:14 PM
I think you're all getting caught up in "safety". The Larry Holmes I know will bounce, and take out a few North Koreans on the rebound without even batting an eye. The mattress will only serve as a place for him to take a wee nap.
Parachutes? Please...
Posted by: WOA at June 28, 2006 2:02 PM
The Tex Cobb incident still tickles me.
Posted by: Guvna at June 29, 2006 9:19 AM
Just wondering... how does Gerry Cooney figure into this plan?
Posted by: Steve Skalish at June 29, 2006 5:13 PM
I think it's fairly obvious Gerry is second in command of the Korean People's Army.
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