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July 18, 2006
Pope Benedict XVI accepts invitation to Playaz Ball
Pope Benedict XVI accepted an official invitation extended to him to attend this year's Playaz Ball. The Playaz, who are on a European tour that included stops in Pamplona, Spain and St. Petersburg, Russia, visited the Vatican City to pick up their very special guest.
"We will be taking the Pope to our private jet to fly him to the Isle of Palms for Playaz Ball," Wayne confirmed with the press.
Wayne snacks on a communion wafer prior to departing V.C.
The Pope stated he was extremely excited to receive an invitation, which is notoriously secretive for security reasons and is privvy to only a very select few outside the Playaz themselves.
"I have always wanted to go to Playaz Ball, ever since I was a Cardinal," Pope Benedict said. "I cannot wait. I heard Dian Parkinson will be there. So will Kenny Rogers. I heard one year Gene Rayburn went and he passed out and woke up handcuffed in the basement lying next to Linda Carter. Man, this is going to be so awesome!"
The Pope waved to well-wishers as the Playaz escorted him out of the Vatican City. Bon offered a child to the Pope for a sacrifice prior to Playaz Ball, but the Pope refused.
Posted by Phil at July 18, 2006 7:08 PM
Comments
Playaz? I see this as a perfect opportunity to start lobbying to get Don Knotts beatified and granted sainthood. By the time you've wasted The Pope™ on booze, bling and comet dust, he'll cave.
Posted by: Washington Cube at July 18, 2006 10:34 PM
Playaz -- Please, please use this opportunity to get His Holiness a makeover. Have any fashionistas (maybe one of the queer eye guys) could explain to the Pope his tragic need for under-eye concealer.
grince
Posted by: Anonymous at July 19, 2006 1:38 PM
Sorry: I lost a sentence fragment (must have been the wine I had): "Have any fashionistas been invited? He could explain ..."
grince
Posted by: Anonymous at July 19, 2006 1:39 PM
Geez - what do you consider us, grince? We'll have the Pope styling in a 10-button suit made of gold. Can't help him with the make-up...his eyes will look far worse after staying up for 48 hrs straight.
Posted by: Phil at July 19, 2006 2:28 PM
You need to invite some more religious leaders, like Rev. Jesse Jackson or Rev. Al Sharpton. I bet they would have fun with the pope.
Posted by: Smokin Steve at July 19, 2006 3:57 PM
Perhaps Phil should remind everyone of Guvna's brush with the mighty Al Sharpton. Perhaps a link to that story Phil?
Posted by: Bon at July 19, 2006 4:44 PM
It may be found in "Guv'na's Story Time" in the Categories section of our sidebar.
Posted by: Phil at July 19, 2006 4:55 PM
do we have documentation of miracles performed by Don Knotts (besides turning into a fish and all as Mr. Limpet)?
Posted by: VP of Dior at July 19, 2006 9:41 PM
We have the miracle of love and laughter he brought to the world...surely that is enough.
Posted by: WOA at July 20, 2006 2:52 PM
Thank you for that, VP - we are working on the 3 miracles that Don is required to have performed for Saint-hood. Turning into a fish is certainly one.
WOA - I would agree, but the Catholic Church can be funny (and not in a Don Knotts sort of way) about things like this.
Posted by: Phil at July 20, 2006 3:37 PM
Wonder if the Playaz might get drawn into a Davinci code episode involving the death of Don Knotts?
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