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July 15, 2006

Phil & Bon arrive at G-8 Summit; seduce world leader's wives

Phil and Bon arrived in St. Petersburg yesterday to the world leader's annual G-8 Summit, for the sole purpose of seducing the leader's wives out of jewels and cash in order to help the Playaz fund the upcoming Playaz Ball.

Bon demonstrates to photographers the Playaz' method for seducing a woman

Phil & Bon approach Lyudmila Putina and Laura Bush...the game is afoot!

Following some small talk and several suggestive tales of romance and adventure, Bon and Phil entice the ladies into their car, explaining that they are unfamiliar with the area and would greatly appreciate their companionship over a candle-lit dinner

Later that evening at their chateau, Bon arouses the ladies with erotic literature

In the morning, First Ladies Putina and Bush discover Bon and Phil have left during the night, absconding with diamond brooches, assorted jewels, and all of their cash. A note smelling of Brut 33 and single roses were reportedly left on each ladies' pillow, apologizing and promising to always remember their night together.

Posted by Phil at July 15, 2006 2:41 PM