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July 15, 2006
Phil & Bon arrive at G-8 Summit; seduce world leader's wives
Phil and Bon arrived in St. Petersburg yesterday to the world leader's annual G-8 Summit, for the sole purpose of seducing the leader's wives out of jewels and cash in order to help the Playaz fund the upcoming Playaz Ball.
Bon demonstrates to photographers the Playaz' method for seducing a woman
Phil & Bon approach Lyudmila Putina and Laura Bush...the game is afoot!
Following some small talk and several suggestive tales of romance and adventure, Bon and Phil entice the ladies into their car, explaining that they are unfamiliar with the area and would greatly appreciate their companionship over a candle-lit dinner
Later that evening at their chateau, Bon arouses the ladies with erotic literature
In the morning, First Ladies Putina and Bush discover Bon and Phil have left during the night, absconding with diamond brooches, assorted jewels, and all of their cash. A note smelling of Brut 33 and single roses were reportedly left on each ladies' pillow, apologizing and promising to always remember their night together.
Posted by Phil at July 15, 2006 2:41 PM
Comments
That edition of Playgirl, featuring Wayne, gets em every time.
Posted by: Bon at July 15, 2006 3:42 PM
Are The Playaz slick or WHAT? And how wise. The husbands are preoccupied with Affairs of State. The Playaz have State Affairs. Loved Bon rocking the argyle. He was telling them about a recent fishing trip, right?
Posted by: Washington Cube at July 15, 2006 4:22 PM
Now that's the way to promote democracy...
Posted by: Asian Mistress at July 15, 2006 6:53 PM
You're right about that Bon. It is becoming a bit dog-eared from all of it's use.
Here's a close-up of the cover
Posted by: Phil at July 15, 2006 7:27 PM
You guys were totally stylin'.
Posted by: Siryn at July 16, 2006 12:11 AM
Thank you Siryn - it is not our preferred everyday apparel...but we felt in order to "blend in" we needed to wear 'costumes', so to speak.
Not like when we got back to our rooms where we could slip back into our turtlenecks and sleeveless argyle sweaters.
Posted by: Phil at July 16, 2006 8:23 AM
The wives are so innocent...The Playaz so wise...
This is why America always rules. I shed a tear knowing that we're always in good hands with the Playaz.
*SNIFF*
Posted by: WOA at July 16, 2006 2:38 PM
We did feel bad taking advantage of them like that...but hopefully that night of passionate lovemaking will help them cope, and the knowledge that what we did was for a greater cause.
Posted by: Phil at July 16, 2006 9:24 PM
Have you ever seduced Hilary Clinton and taken her jewels?
Posted by: Steve Skalish at July 16, 2006 10:05 PM
Steve - please. There are some things a Playa just won't do.
Posted by: Phil at July 18, 2006 12:18 PM
It took you a day and a half to think about it though, didn't it?
Posted by: Steve Skalish at July 18, 2006 5:14 PM
I just got over a case of the dry-heaves.
Posted by: Phil at July 18, 2006 5:16 PM
This scandal continues to be all over the press here in Russia. Pravda, The Moscow Times, and Mos News just won't let it die.
Wayne, you dog you. Phil, about what I expected. Rumor has it Mrs. Putina's English is as good as her husband's German. Comments to the contrary from those in the know?
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