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August 24, 2006

Guv'na accidentally backed over by Bon's truck

Unaware that The Guv'na was curled up napping beneath Bon's truck, Phil accidentally backed over The Guv'na, crushing him beneath the back wheel of the Ford F150.

"I feel terrible about this," Phil was quoted as saying. "Normally, I know to watch for him, because you never know where he might be curled up. This time I was just careless, and I ran over him."

Phil placed The Guv'na's carcass in a black hefty bag, where the Playaz will likely set it adrift in the Chattahoochee River.

"The government was pretty upset when we did the whole "State Funeral" deal for the guys on the last go around, only to find out they weren't dead. So we have to dispose of The Guv'na with a little less fanfare," Phil added between tears.

"Phil is very upset," Bon added. "He blames himself, but really we've had lots of near-misses with Guv'na. It was probably a matter of time," he said. Bon recounted a time when he noticed the Guv'na had crawled into the engine block to keep warm this past winter. "We will miss him greatly," said Bon.

Posted by Phil at August 24, 2006 1:14 PM