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August 24, 2006
Guv'na accidentally backed over by Bon's truck
Unaware that The Guv'na was curled up napping beneath Bon's truck, Phil accidentally backed over The Guv'na, crushing him beneath the back wheel of the Ford F150.
"I feel terrible about this," Phil was quoted as saying. "Normally, I know to watch for him, because you never know where he might be curled up. This time I was just careless, and I ran over him."
Phil placed The Guv'na's carcass in a black hefty bag, where the Playaz will likely set it adrift in the Chattahoochee River.
"The government was pretty upset when we did the whole "State Funeral" deal for the guys on the last go around, only to find out they weren't dead. So we have to dispose of The Guv'na with a little less fanfare," Phil added between tears.
"Phil is very upset," Bon added. "He blames himself, but really we've had lots of near-misses with Guv'na. It was probably a matter of time," he said. Bon recounted a time when he noticed the Guv'na had crawled into the engine block to keep warm this past winter. "We will miss him greatly," said Bon.
Posted by Phil at August 24, 2006 1:14 PM
Comments
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
And after his award-winning shower scene in the Playaz Ball 2006 dvd.
This is a big loss, gentlemen.
Posted by: Kathryn at August 24, 2006 1:52 PM
Yeah, how many times has the Guv'na died now?
Posted by: Sparkles Anon! at August 24, 2006 2:24 PM
Amazing! Why did I leave the country, when I could have come to visit you guys. I'm feeling some serious FOMO.
!!@!@
Posted by: Namaste at August 24, 2006 2:56 PM
The Guv'na isn't dead. The Feds must be looking for him, and this is a scam to cool the heat.
Posted by: Washington Cube at August 24, 2006 5:37 PM
You can rebuild him... you have the technology!
Posted by: Smokin Steve at August 25, 2006 10:44 AM
is the Guv'na actually the serial slasher from Nip/Tuck? how convenient he "died"....muhhahaha
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Suspicious. I don't see any blood...
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