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August 17, 2006

Mom reacts to Playaz Ball DVD

Last Saturday, my Mom was visiting and insisted on watching the recently completed Playaz Ball 2006 DVD. You may remember Mom from the classic "Pimps and Whores" story, where she introduced "The Google" into the english language.

Below are a few quotes made during the watching of the DVD:

Phil: "I was watching this last week and (my daughter) began to cry."
Mom: "She did?"
Phil: "Yes. I think it was primarily because of Ozzy Osbourne."
Mom: "Well, no wonder."
(I begin to turn on the DVD - my daughter sees the menu screen and instinctively begins to back away from the tv)
Mom: "TURN IT OFF!"

Mom: (amused by scene of fish surfacing on lake)
Mom: "You didn't shoot any fish did you?"
Phil: "No."
Mom: ........."Yes you did"........

(Phone rings and mom answers)
Mom: "Yeah...you did?....did you get the dishes?...oh, good...uh-huh...yes I'm at Phil's right now watching his movie...yeah...oh, Guv'na's reading the Bible now....gotta go"

(scene of the Playaz on the phone with Kathryn)
Mom: "Who is that?"
Phil: "That's Kathryn. She's a fan of ours, and she also has a blog of her own. We called to wish her a happy birthday."
Mom: "Have you ever seen a picture of her?"
Phil: "Mmm-hmm."
Mom: "Is she normal?"
Phil: "Yes, she is. It was her birthday last week and we emailed her saying we would call her to wish her a happy birthday and she said 'ok' and gave us her number to call."
Mom: (after a pause) "How CAN she be normal?"
(Phil's note: I couldn't tell if this was an insult to Kathryn or to us - meaning, Mom obviously thought either she was crazy for wanting us to call her, or she was saying "why would anyone want you to call?" - as if we were the crazy ones. Even though I'm her son...go figure)

(scene of Tac wrestling me to the ground, then putting me in an arm-bar)
Mom: "Oh...I don't think I'd have put that on tape."

Mom is alternately offended by an early scene of Tac inhaling "comet dust", then amused minutes later by a cocaine covered doughnut.

Mom: "Wayne really does look like a pimp."

Mom: "You didn't break anything, did you?"

Posted by Phil at August 17, 2006 8:08 AM